Breaking hard like a rock, tin foil sales skyrocket as reports on plane crash filter in from 'net

[The Straight Story]

The web has come alive with reports from prison planet, newscrax, and other sites. Some of the top theories out there:

1. Plane is from the future. Terrorists were going to crash it into a building but at the last minute it was sent back in time to before the building existed. Disorientation caused it to crash land. "BIRDS is an acronym for Beaming Into Retro Dynosphere Sector" a top secret weapon the government is now working that obviously gets working in the future.
Some have noted that early reports said it was a cessna, some gave wrong name of pilot, wrong flight number, etc. Obviously that means something fishy was going on.

2. MIHOP - Military science (Army) has been experimenting with robotic insects and birds to spy on and run attack missions on our enemies. This was a test run. Noticed how there was no debris from the birds? It was all self destructed by remote. Now that we see it works look for planes carrying people on the black list to 'have bird issues'

3. Just like 9/11, there were no planes. It was a missile that went down, but to cover up it's secret nature a boat load of people were placed on it at last minute (where they did a hurry up paint job - notice that you cannot see the whole plane because of water...bet they won't ever recover it!)
Also - have you ever see a plane land in water without any damage and float for so long? This has to be a new weapon. Buildings don't fall down after explosions and fires and planes don't float.

4. It wasn't birds, it was a UFO that escaped from hangar 18. Notice how the captain was whisked away so fast? And HOW could he know it was 2 birds? come on, was he counting them and watching the engines or focusing on taking off.

It's all a scam. Don't believe your eyes, believe me damnit!

[stopbush]

1. I heard that JFK's missing brain was on that flight and that they

were gonna autopsy it and prove that ghw bush killed JFK and that Cheney gave orders to LBJ and that led to the WTC being attacked by aliens but they couldn't allow that to happen because then we'd all know that the real capital of America is Tel Aviv so they shot down the plane because they figured a case of brain freeze would cover up the conspiracy for a few more decades until America learned that Obama is just wearing make-up and...

[The Straight Story]

2. Tell the truth, you write in the 9/11 forum a lot don't you

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

3. Don't use Reynolds, that's what they want!

[JuniperLea]

5. Alcoa all the way, baby!

[KG]

4. al-queda trained muslim suicide terrorist birds threw themselves into the engines!

[JuniperLea]

7. al-queda is code for Alcoa...

I'm series!

[Mari333]

6. aw they were just goosed

[louis-t]

9. AAAAFLAAAACK!!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. I blame the mercuy in high fructose corn syrup.

It's in retrograde.