I'm pretty sure on Fox News

[MichaelHarris]

I once saw Al Qaeda training Geese in Northern Iraq. They were on those monkey bars in the desert.

[Sal Minella]

1. Yes...yes....Fox had photos of them running up and down the steps at that Salmon Six-Pack site,

training their little hearts out....I remember the photos well.

[tabasco]

2. ...

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Watch for Bush to invade Canada because of their damn geese........

[Ichingcarpenter]

5. He's amassing troops on the Mexican Border as we speak

getting it wrong again.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. ...like everything else he's done for 8 years

[Chipper Chat]

7. "Those two geese were fist-bumping right before the attack"

...reports a breathless Fox bimbo-reporter.

[MichaelHarris]

9. To use a Vietnam war

term, Sapper Geese?

[AlCzervik]

4. Ducks hate Freedom, that's common knowledge.

[MichaelHarris]

8. Ducks should hate

the French. They are the ones always cooking them.

[rurallib]

10. Glenn Beck claims they are marxist geese

[MichaelHarris]

11. I remember a Senator

who had a Goose list. George Clooney made a movie about it.

[rurallib]

12. A list of Geese who had shit on him, perchance?

[MichaelHarris]

13. Commie

and Hollywood liberal geese.