While we joke about the geese bringing down the plane, we know some right wing kooks...

[wndycty]

. . .will make the following allegations:

1) The geese population in NYC metro is out of hand and folks should be able to conceal and carrying in NYC to thin out the geese population

2) Al Queda has been breeding geese near American airports for the purpose of bringing down planes

I bet you we will hear some crazy stuff in the next few days. . .seriously.

[leftstreet]

1. Do we know if they were CANADIAN geese? n/t

[madinmaryland]

4. It's the Vast Canadian Conspiracy!!

[sharp_stick]

10. What do you want to bet they

didn't have VISA's and were overstaying their tourist limits?

[The Straight Story]

2. And here on 9/11 forum we will hear there was no plane

:rofl:

[Chovexani]

3. Osama been Quackin

Al-Qaeduck will release a tape shortly claiming responsibilty.

I heard Scrooge McDuck finances them.

[originalpckelly]

5. I think we know it was a UFO.

:eyes:

[Occam Bandage]

6. Meanwhile, left-wing blogs will question whether Bush ordered the geese to attack,

or at the very least deliberately ignored warnings of dangerous goose activity in the vicinity of major US airports. Right-wing blogs will counter by pointing out the shamefully open borders that allow undocumented Canadian geese to come and go as they please.

[wndycty]

7. LOL

You do have a point but it has been such a circular firing squad lately that I left the left alone.;)

[meegbear]

8. Or those leftist animal rights groups who feel bird lives are more important than people

[IsItJustMe]

18. That is the agruement I would be expecting from the wing nuts.

[Obamanaut]

9. Ban assault geese. Now! nt

[Occam Bandage]

11. If you outlaw geese, only outlaws will crash into them.

[zbdent]

12. I bet we start getting audio-only tapes

of geese ...

[Occam Bandage]

At which point the 9/11 forum declares that geese do not exist,

and suggests that it's just Cheney with a bird call.

[benEzra]

16. The geese were holograms. The plane was actually brought down

by explosives concealed in the fuel pumps when the aircraft was built.

:eyes:

[sandnsea]

13. If the pilot had just had a gun

he could have blast those geese out of the air.

[WilliamPitt]

14. Ballistic feather pillows fired by Canadian terra'ists did it.

My fillings told me so.

[radfringe]

15. Bush declares WAR ON GEESE

Calls for Congress to immediately pass a resolution stating that Geese have WMDs (wings of mass destruction)

there are unconfirmed reports that VP Cheney is heading to the scene with his shotgun, lawyers are encouraged to stay away from the area.

[IsItJustMe]

19. Maybe they will start arming commericial air lines with automatic machine guns on their wings, so

that the pilots can shoot down the geese before they hit them. LOL

[IsItJustMe]

17. Faux noise, no doubt.

[kenny blankenship]

20. You turn a blind eye to some gay penguins and next thing you know geese are splashing airliners!

ZERO TOLERANCE!
And I am talking to YOU, migratory waterfowl!

(Y'all know they are slipping across our borders, this way and that, every single year, don't you? Think Democrats are going to make them register with Homeland Security? Oh no they's free as birds of the air, but meanwhile I got to put my fingerprint on my driver's license and get a chip implant in my ass just to drive around my own country and vote for pro-life candidates! Thank you very much, liberal nannystaters.)

[marchellojones]

21. I heard it was

Saddam Hussein who came back as a bird. Dont know if its true though!