Here's the FR post of the day...

[brooklynite]

Alien Abductions Stopped By the Name of Jesus Christ....

Posted on Thursday, January 15, 2009 2:34:55 PM by TaraP

Dirk Vander Ploeg, the Publisher of UFO Digest, recently asked me if I knew of alien abductions having been stopped by the utterance of the name of Jesus. He told me that 'apparently this information is being withheld by Mufon and other reporters, investigators etc.'

I reminded him that I had written about the possibility of such occurrences in several articles including, Extraterrestrials Tremble at the Name of Jesus, UFO Digest March 29, 2007, and more recently The Birth of Christ caused the Extraterrestrial Fallen Angels to Tremble December 3, 2008.

The word of God tells us that demons (as well as fallen angels, i.e. extraterrestrials) tremble at the name of Jesus (James 2:19) because God highly exalted Him and bestowed on Him the name which is above all names (Philippians 2:9). At the name of Jesus, every knee shall bow of those on the earth, and those under the earth and every tongue shall confess that Jesus Christ is Lord to the glory of God the Father (Philippians 2:10).

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/2165220/posts

[Orrex]

1. That's just a big ol' sackful o' crazy

Don't even know where to start with something like that.

[Jackpine Radical]

8. I'm willing to consider it.

OK. I've considered it.

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa.

That is all.

[sakabatou]

2. Post this to FSTDT

They'll love it :D

http://www.fstdt.com">Fundies Say the Darndest Things

[driver8]

21. OMG -- I cannot believe the things I am reading at FSTDT!

Thanks for the link...hours of entertainment!!

[sakabatou]

27. No prob

[Soylent Brice]

24. i just sent that link to everyone i know

including my mother in law.

:evilgrin:

[dkofos]

3. jesus christ what's wrong with those people??

[madrchsod]

12. hell he don`t know either....

[NYC_SKP]

4. Why is MUFON hiding the TRUTH???

:rofl:

[myrna minx]

7. LOL.

:spray:

[rcrush]

5. Way to take the wonder out of the possiblity of alien life.

Nope no life on other planets its just demons from the bible. Fuck yo science!

[John Q. Citizen]

It doesn't work. I tried it and they probed me anyway, the fuckers! But they did mention they hate

garlic.

[Sebastian Doyle]

19. Aliens hate garlic? Well fuck if they're abducting me then.

I don't want to live on a planet where the food sucks.

[John Q. Citizen]

20. It's a cook book! So before you say the food sucks, remember;

You are what they eat.

[Cleita]

6. The religious crazies aren't arguing about how many angels can stand

on a pinhead anymore? Or is it because their brains are that size?

[Iterate]

9. Too bad it doesn't work with renditions

If I was Mufon I wouldn't tell anyone either, 'cause, who needs that kind of trouble.

[beam me up scottie]

10. They even provided a pic:

Reminds me of the whackos who camped outside of Terri Schiavo's room.

[DCKit]

11. If laughter truly is healthy, I can now look forward to living to be 100.

OMFG, teh crazy.

Onward Xian zealots!

[merh]

13. that's just silly

I've posted "Jesus" plenty of times and the evil ones remain here.

Apparently they have the right to enjoy freedom of speech just like I enjoy it (limited to compliance with the rules of the proprietors).

[MindPilot]

14. Howcome it is always the aliens who are the demons?

Maybe freepers are the demons and that's why these dunderheads are so concerned about god and jesus and what they think.

I mean if god finds out that all those christians are actually demons who have been hiding out on Earth pretending to be his children, there gonna be HELL to pay!!!11!

[kenny blankenship]

15. I heard if you have "JESUS CHRIST" tattooed across your ass, the aliens can't probe you

But you will never see the major media in this country reporting on that !
Like this:

(JESUS * CHRIST)

Since Jesus is the way, and aliens are Satanic lavamen, the way is barred to them, and your hole is saved.

[immoderate]

18. That always puzzled me...

They can read our minds. They can control our behavior.

What more do they need to know about us, that can only come from sticking a finger in someone's ass? :shrug:

--IMM

[BlueDissenter]

16. Wow.......

just wow. I do wonder how they've survived this long with these kind of things running their head.

[frogmarch]

17. Rubbish. Everyone knows that

ETs love Jesus.

[spanone]

22. bwahahahahaa bwahahhahaa

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[WilliamPitt]

23. JESUS GET THAT PROBE OUTTA MY ASS!!!...hey, wow, that worked!

"Thank you, Jesus!"

;)

[scheming daemons]

25. DUzy!

[scheming daemons]

26. So if you invoke the name of one entity that doesn't exist... you can...

prevent the other entity that doesn't exist from abducting you?




If I shout out "Thor!" will that save me from vampires?