Ice cream flavors to honor George W. Bush

[Are_grits_groceries]

Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama.
For George W. they created "_________".
Here are some of my favorite responses:

- Grape Depression
- Abu Grape
- Cluster Fudge
- Nut'n Accomplished
- Iraqi Road
- Chock 'n Awe
- WireTapioca
- Impeach Cobbler
- Guantanmallow
- imPeachmint
- Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl
- Shit Sandwich
- Heck of a Job, Brownie!
- Neocon Politan
- RockyRoad to Fascism
- The Reese's-cession
- Cookie D'oh!
- Anchovy Fuckup Surprise
- The Housing Crunch
- Nougalar Proliferation
- Death by Chocolate... and Torture
- Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
- Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
- "You're Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A" Sundae
- Credit Crunch
- Mission Pecanplished
- Country Pumpkin
- Frozen Dog Shit
- Chunky Monkey in Chief
- George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate
- WMDelicious
- Chocolate Chimp
- Bloody Sundae
- Caramel Preemptive Stripe
- I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts

http://impressive.net/archives/fogo/[e-mail]
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7ourc/write_this_joke_ben_jerry_create_yes_pecan_ice/

Heh!!

[ixion]

1. Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl

:rofl:


Got a kick out of that one for some reason.

[lonestarnot]

9. That has to be my favorite!

[Cetacea]

13. ...Swirl. lol

Too funny.

[quiet.american]

63. That one got me, too. Lol. nt

[WinkyDink]

70. It's the genteel "Swirl" at the end!

[varkam]

75. That's my favorite too

:rofl:

[Cetacea]

2. Shoefly Pie. George and Dick's Louisiana Upside Down Cake

Uranium Delight. Toasted Iraqi Supreme

[WolverineDG]

3. Shit stick

but who'd wanna eat that?

dg

[annabanana]

4. clever stuff. . .. .. . . . . n/t

[Undercurrent]

5. Great list!

Some real creative stuff! I'm still laughing as I type this. Printed this out for my dad.

This one cracked me straight up!
Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl

also WireTapioca, and Neocon Politan.

[Cetacea]

12. LOL. That one cracked me up.

[malaise]

6. Excellent

Really clever :D

[Earth_First]

7. Pralines & Dick n/t

[JHB]

8. Catapult the Fudge

[JHB]

10. Supreme Court Select

[JHB]

11. No Bid Concoction

[Cetacea]

14. Yellow Cake with Italian Pignoli Nuts

[4 t 4]

79. Hahhahahahahhahahahha

[conscious evolution]

15. BuShit

Can't beleive no one nominated this one yet.

[Are_grits_groceries]

16. Some more entries from the people:

It should be Constitution Crumble served to you tied to a board, upside down and blindfolded

Pretzels and Cream

Neandertholitan

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7ourc/write_this_joke_ben_jerry_create_yes_pecan_ice

[Danascot]

36. Many more witty & hysterical entries on the Reddit thread

Just Deserts

The only Ben and Jerry's ice cream that you bring home and it winds up sitting in your freezer for the next 8 years. As its volitiles evaporate, they corrode the basic framework of the refrigerator, causing untold damage to not just your fridge, but eventually to your entire house and neighborhood. A few months after your purchase, you are also informed that the purchase price for this pint of misery was retroactively raised, causing you to have to take a second job just to try to pay for it. Of course the cost keeps skyrocketing every few months. Eventually you give up even trying to pay for it and pass the cost on to several future generations.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7ourc/write_this_joke_ben_jerry_create_yes_pecan_ice

[AwakeAtLast]

17. How about Chunky Poop-throwing Monkey?

:hide:

[lazyriver]

18. Flavor? Bush deserves his own brand... I offer, "Haguen Daas".

[Cetacea]

21. Orange Suit "Haguen Daas" Ice Cream . Yum!

[hootinholler]

19. Horse Apple Pie

One of my favorite saying is "You can make ice cream out of horseshit, but don't expect chocolate."

-Hoot

[Soylent Brice]

20. the ones that still have me laughing:

- Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl
- I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts

if only.

[Stevenmarc]

22. Plame Vanilla

[Sebastian Doyle]

59. with chunks of Nigerian Yellow Cake?

:evilgrin:

[smokey nj]

23. Rum Raisin Brain

[Cetacea]

28. That's funny. Jeez.

[Stevenmarc]

24. Osama Bin Almond

[Cetacea]

26. LOL

Funny.

[bdamomma]

27. I like that one!!!

[EstimatedProphet]

25. I didn't know failure was a flavor.

[wildbilln864]

29. Shit and Shinola! nt

[smokey nj]

30. Freedom is Fat Free Frozen Yogurt (for the calorie conscious)

[Hubert Flottz]

31. Feces Pieces

Pralines and BUshit
Imminent Danger Deluxe
Cloudy Mushroom Crunch
Bourbon Bin Laden
Banana Republican
Mongoloid Mango
Goobers and GOPers
Lockie Load
Pralines and Pricks

[Kalyke]

32. Some my co-workers came up with when I emailed this list

New Orleans Float
Chocolate Plame Out
Talibanana Split

[NuttyFluffers]

33. sheeeeeit, why limit to 1 flavor? that's an entire company production line!

i like all of them, though i am partial to ...Swirl and ""Sundae. they should create an entire line of "Swallow Your Anger" Political Ice Cream

[OneBlueSky]

34. Bullshit a la Mode . . . n/t

.

[krispos42]

35. Warrantless Wiretapioca

Shredded 4th Amendment Surprise

Habeas Corpus Delicti

[Deep13]

37. Justice Sundae

Butter Rumsfeld

Bits-o-pretzel

Laura's DUIce Cream

[redqueen]

38. Cuckoo Bananas

[Kansas Wyatt]

39. Hershey Squirts

[Enrique]

40. Americone Nightmare n/t

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

41. Truly Fruity

[Maven]

42. Oh, I need to recommend this. ASAP

[helderheid]

43. Thanks - this is great!

[Stevenmarc]

44. Dairy Free Condoleezza Frozen Rice Milk

[jgraz]

45. They forgot "Mint-underestimate"

[TK421]

46. Coke-jawbreaker delight

Rum,vodka,whiskey,gin,speed-ball raisin

[ColbertWatcher]

48. LOL! n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

47. Fake cowboy.

Which is basically an empty container that lists all artificial ingredients (all misspelled), a label claiming it contains a gallon, when the container is no bigger than a pint and it costs $3 trillion dollars.

There is a picture of a Jesus dressed as a cowboy on it, however.

[TK421]

49. Axis of Ice-Cream

three flavors together and STILL nobody knows what the fuck they really are!!!

[Dukkha]

50. Peanut brain & brittle

[alsame]

51. AWOLnut

[progressoid]

52. Nut'n Accomplished...

[Mabus]

53. The Loafer Toss and Quackadoodle Dandy

The Loafer Toss is a lot like Rocky Road whipped with hot air and a whole lotta of fudge(ing).

Quackadoodle Dandy is a mishmash of whatever is leftover that day mixed with some duck sauce and topped with red, white and blue sprinkles. It's got a pretty lame flavor but for some strange reason it's a favorite of the media elite.

[bonito]

54. Neocon Select Dummy Supreme

[AnnieBW]

55. New Orleans Chocolate Float

n/t

[SharonRB]

56. I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard

I'm trying to read these to my husband and I start laughing so hard I'm crying and can't talk.

I'm surprised no one mentioned Shoe Fly Pie!

On edit:
I was wrong -- Shoefly Pie was mentioned upthread.

[Stevenmarc]

57. Water-board-melon Sorbet

[all.of.me]

58. Nut'n Accomplished & The Housing Crunch lol nt

[Duer 157099]

60. Just Desserts - cuz you can't afford the whole meal anymore

made with Goat milk, of course.

[Duer 157099]

61. "Let Them Eat Ice Cream" n/t

[BluePatriot]

62. *does spit take at "I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts"

:rofl:

[truedelphi]

64. I thought the guy destroyed our country but the sense of humor remains still storng

Your list of G W flavors is so funny.

[Number23]

65. I was gonna say Sundae, Bloody Sundae but then I saw "Cookie D'oh!" lolol

That's too cute! :rofl:

[Norrin Radd]

66. MIHOPancake

[pleah]

67. Katrina caramel.

:evilgrin:

[lonestarnot]

68. Creamy Killer

[WinkyDink]

69. OMG---too funny and true, too!

[L. Coyote]

71. What about Fascist Regime and Unparalleled Idiocy?

[LiberalEsto]

72. Pretzels 'n Shitstain nt

[TK421]

73. Yellow-cake surprise....

Surprise!!! It's just plain old vanilla

[TK421]

74. Cheney Buck-shot Brickle.....

Vanilla ice cream with swirls of raspberry and chocolate-covered hunting rifles with chocolate covered Nerds.....

[4 t 4]

Wow ,just wow I just did a spit take

this thread just gets better and better it is endless. Nut'n Accomplished... Cluster Fudge Bwaahaahahahhahaha

[TK421]

78. Check out post #49!

;)

[Just-plain-Kathy]

76. How about the Carlyle Group Surprise, served on top of Papa Bush pie.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

77. We Emptied The Mint Chocolate Chip. n/t

[4 t 4]

80. OMG I can't get enough of this thread

- "You're Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A" Sundae Could that be any funnier-i DON'T THINK SO, sorry can't stop here is another: "George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate" so great , so true.

[easttexaslefty]

81. Elected by a judge what the fudge n/t

[Mabus]

82. Turdblossom Delight