U.N. Acquires Nuclear Weapon

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

NEW YORK — The United Nations, a highly organized governing body bent on world peace, has obtained a nuclear warhead and intends to use the dangerous device to pursue its radical human rights agenda, sources reported Monday.

News of the nuclear weapon first surfaced late last week when the United Nation's own watchdog group, the International Atomic Energy Agency, released startling new satellite photos of the uranium-based device. Shortly thereafter, U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon issued a short and brazen list of demands, calling on all nations to "bow down at once to social progress."

"Tremble before the awesome might of this cooperative assembly of appointed representatives," said Ban, boldly holding a stack of diplomatic resolutions in his hand. "At last, when the United Nations calls for the development of more sustainable agricultural practices, the world at large will listen."

Added Ban, "We will no longer be ignored."


http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_n_acquires_nuclear_weapon

[Political_Junkie]

1. That's awesome!

:rofl:

[RB TexLa]

2. I'm sure a few of our left leaning Birchers have had heart attacks just from the subject line.

[grantcart]

3. finally -- now Geneva and NY will fight over who gets to keep it