How long till Rick Warren is on TV crying over some sex tryst?

[blueinindiana]

Scum-bags like him always turn out to be the biggest perverts on the planet.

[underpants]

1. No way never happen

he would never cheat on his wife

with a woman
;-)

[Critters2]

3. Neither did Ted Haggard.

With a woman.

[Mari333]

11. LOL

[Critters2]

2. I honestly expect it. The egos on these guys always get the better of 'em.

Sure, I have snake-belly low self-esteem and a tiny church. But I'm not likely to ever have to apologize on national TV for any sexual peccadilloes. I'm just not that interesting. Or driven.

But Rick seems a might more ambitious than me. So, I figure it's only a matter of time.

[norepubsin08]

32. are you a pastor?

I work with several mainline denominations all over the US.

[cliffordu]

4. I can hardly wait.

[Trajan]

5. OK ... I am going to make a game of it ....

Select :

1) Place
2) Gender
3) Drug

Rick Warren was found last night in the company of a parishioner's husband at a local Motel 6 ... A container half-full of Oxycontin was found inside the room .... Mr. Warren could not provide evidence of a prescription, but claimed one existed.

[blueinindiana]

6. I hope so I hate these freaks to the marrow of my bones!

[Shiver]

27. Oooo, fun!

It's kinda like Clue!

Rick Warren was discovered lying in an alley early Tuesday morning in the company of two transvestite prostitutes, a circus midget, and a dead sheep... Several 8-balls of cocaine cut with viagra were found crammed inside his rectum... Mr. Warren himself was discovered to be still high, covered in semen, and wearing crotchless panties... His only statement was a toneless Barbara Streisand medley, and a mumbled denial to having molested several children.

[Trajan]

31. Now THAT is the spirit ....

Merry Christmas, MoFo ...

[Maven]

35. Oh shit.

:rofl:

[earth mom]

7. I expect Warren to go all Ted Haggard on us all any day now.

Not that it would change his bigoted and hateful opinions.

[Ikonoklast]

8. The only way you'll ever see him cry on TV is if

the closest pizza joint stops home delivery.

[ColbertWatcher]

9. I'm betting within 3 months. n/t

[Starry Messenger]

10. Should we start a pool?

You are right, it's not if, but when...

[scarletwoman]

12. I would prefer VERY soon. It would take care of the inauguration issue.

I'm sure he has plenty of groupies, certainly there's a very good chance that he's been successfully led into temptation -- probably many times. The problem is, cults are very good at keeping that stuff secret.

We ought to get Larry Flynt on it. :evilgrin:

sw

[originalpckelly]

13. I'm waiting to hear he's been fucking the nanny...but who would want to fuck that old goat?

Clever jokes are lost on you all, aren't they?

[Shiver]

28. Yes!

My bestiality rumour is spreading! RICK WARREN FUCKS FARM ANIMALS!

[originalpckelly]

34. .

:rofl:

[emilyg]

14. I don't think this will happen.

[JNelson6563]

15. It will be epic.

Thanks to his notoriety for giving the invocation. :rofl: Won't that be sweet?

Looking forward to it. :toast:

Julie

[dflprincess]

16. January 19 works for me

:evilgrin:

[AlCzervik]

17. I love animals but....please let if be a farm animal.

[DavidDvorkin]

18. If it happens, will it be with a beautiful woman?

[Swamp Rat]

19. Galaxy

... one of the biggest perverts in the galaxy. :D

[BigBearJohn]

24. Oh Magoo you've done it again! That picture of Jabba made me literally laugh out loud.

You really are an artistic genius.

[jgraz]

20. Don't you have to be able to actually see your dick to fuck someone?

Just wondering...

[scarletwoman]

21. No, you just need to have the other person be on top. (nt)

[jgraz]

22. Shit, now I have that mental image stuck in my head

:puke:

[BigBearJohn]

23. Oh my God. I'm dying here. That is SOOO funny. I was thinking the same thing!

[salguine]

25. Prolly with a man, at that.

[retread]

26. Ewwww. I think I just threw up in my mouth. n/t

[Shiver]

29. I was wondering this myself last night

"Ah have SINNED!" :rofl:

[Joe Bacon]

30. It's only a matter of time before Prick gets caught!

He'll weasel out of it the same way his buddy Ted did!

[Initech]

33. 3........ 2.......... 1.........

:popcorn: