Forget the "oath taking" & "swearing in"..

[SoCalDem]

We need to run them into congress like cattle in a chute, and then as each enters, just jab 'em with a syringe of truth serum...all of them, republicans/democrats..and even ole Joementum..

Get HBO to cover the thing, and the pay-per-view revenues would go a long way to retiring the national debt :)

[peace13]

1. Maybe some Gitmo techniques would help? n/t

[stevedeshazer]

2. I'd pay in to see that

Looks like we're going to have to wait for the swearing-in part.

I ain't getting any younger. But I'm pretty sure I could rassle down old Joe long enough for you to jab him with the good stuff.

[Demeter]

3. What a Bizarrely Appealing Scenario

And it ties in so nicely with the great American West mythos.