For those who are lauding and heralding Two Shoes....

[Aviation Pro]

...quick reflexes, give it a rest. It was simply a fight or flight reaction with very low level of psychomotor skills.

President Barack Obama

would've caught the shoes without flinching. But then again, no shoes would have been thrown at him.

[TechBear_Seattle]

1. He dodged quickly because he is an f-ing coward

Had he been wearing a lapel microphone, you would have heard him calling for his mommy.

[meegbear]

6. And he let the shoes hit the FLAG!

Watch the video and you'll see both shoes hitting Ol' Glory! What American wouldn't have proudly used their face to stop a heinous act to our grand old flag??

[hlthe2b]

2. the Chimp is good at flinging his own feces...

why wouldn't he be always ready to duck for other's? :eyes:

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

3. I still think he moved pretty fast for an old guy.

And I find your scenario about Obama unrealistic. No one would be hurling shoes at him to begin with.

[Aviation Pro]

5. Read the last sentence of the OP next time.

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[guitar man]

4. eh

makes me wonder how much shit Laura has hurled at him over the years, it looked like a pretty practiced reaction to me. :rofl:

[lonestarnot]

7. The primitive brain cells (two left to rub together) must have fired.

[Ganja Ninja]

8. He's had a lot of practice dodging liquor bottles from Laura.