They never got him out of the room, and they never put a body in front of him.

[kayakjohnny]

Wouldn't that be the first two things you'd expect? Guess they're thinking, "What harm could come from reporters, huh?" Didn't anyone think the situation could possibly escalate?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. This is just proof

that Fuckface will never, never, never again be safe no matter where he goes or what he does.

It's a good thing for him that our tax dollars will cover his security for the rest of his life, but it still has to gnaw at him, the knowledge that people out there really, really want to kill him.

Who am I kidding? That ratfucker never would think anything that introspective.

[salguine]

2. Nah. Not only is he narcissistic and stupid enough to actually believe he's loved

and respected around the world, he's surrounded himself with people who'd never tell him otherwise.

[Jamastiene]

3. Are you kidding?

They might have gotten their asses kicked if they had stood between him and the shoes. :yoiks: