Has Rod Blagojevich checked into rehab and found Jesus yet?

[slackmaster]

Any bets on how long it will be?

[BR_Parkway]

1. I thougth that was a Republican thing.

[malaise]

4. Ding ding!!

:D

[slackmaster]

6. Only when they get caught in a same-sex relationship

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/21/eliot-spitzer-in-therapy-_n_92714.html

We can cut him slack on the Jesus thing since he is Jewish.

[madinmaryland]

13. What about the "Jews for Jesus" you see at the train station?

:shrug:

[rurallib]

2. Waiting for the "spend more time with my family" statement

Although after hearing his wife in the background, I can't imagine why.

[The Backlash Cometh]

3. Well, here is the list of possibilities:

He has six children to put through college.
He has a tumor in his head and things are dire.
His is sick and he has medical bills to pay.

[blondeatlast]

5. Look at DU--that stuff soesn't work on Democrats; even we are arguing over the extent of his

general yuckishness.

[Joanne98]

7. It's worse than rehab. The guy has a mental problem.

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

8. First Rod has to tearfully confess that his uncle sold his student council seat in the 6th grade.

[Bake]

9. Nope. Jesus didn't offer enough cash.

So Rod called him a mother-effer.

Bake

[Arkansas Granny]

10. I thought you only had to go to rehab and find Jesus when it involved drugs and/or sex.

[remember2000forever]

11. Seriously, Don't you think he's a "Flight Risk"? All those Indictments?

[slackmaster]

12. He could try to make a break for Canada, but I doubt they'd let him in

Mexico is nice this time of year.