Wow - another induction in the MORAN FReeper hall of fame - - -

[FlaDem83]

perusing the FR threads this afternoon and came across this gem:

"Never a dual moment. :)"

Dual??? Perhaps, dull?? Or maybe they mean "duel".

My head hurts.

[TomInTib]

1. The idiot probably pondered the spelling for a bit.

And then just went with it.

[HillWilliam]

2. They ponder???

That would entail mentation -- not their strong suit. And geezlooweez, dictionary.com is only a click away...

As we say in the south: bless their heaaaarrrrts :rofl:

[Kalyke]

8. Do we Southerners use "mentation" correctly in a sentence?

To listen to many DUers who think racism and stupidity resides only in the South, we probably don't use that "high-falootin' " word in the first place.

;)

[HillWilliam]

17. Yeah, I caught that

As I've posted many a time, I've been more places in these United States than Hank Snow. (Remember Hank Snow or am I totally dated, here?) There isn't a single place in it that has a total lock on or can extol itself as being free of racism or stoopudiddity. I posted several pleas for mercy in my former RedLetterRev account. The appearance is that they went largely unheeded and south-bashing remains a popular sport (sigh).

And indeed, we "suthreners" actually do wear shoes and know more than a few fi'ty-cent words :)

[MiniMe]

18. He probably gave himself a headache trying to think

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. I challenger you to an honor du-el.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNUCsUUaevk

[Terran]

9. A WHAT??

:rofl:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

19. An honor du-el.

[Crunchy Frog]

4. I think I'll go emulate myself now.

:)

[madinmaryland]

11. Stop casting asparagus!! SERIESLY!!!

[FlaDem83]

20. Asparagus. Love it.

[ProgressiveFool]

5. Hamlet would take issue with that

"To be or not to be," seems to be straddling a dual moment in my opinion.

[petronius]

6. It's the smartest thing ever said there - you see, for every moment in time

there is the 'real world' moment, and simultaneously there exists the 'freeper fantasy world' moment. One moment is how things are, and the other moment is how they think (I use that term loosely) things are. All time is therefore dual in nature...

[jazzjunkysue]

7. "If I could do it, I'd challenge you to a dual!!!"

(Yep. I saw that baby live on MSNBC: Zell Miller raging against Chris Matthews. Ahhh, the memories.)

[taterguy]

10. There are two Os in Moron

Glass houses . . .

[OffWithTheirHeads]

12. You have not been here very long I presume.

In freeper world there is only one o.

Look it up.

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Spoken like a moran

[hfojvt]

14. let he/she who is without typoes cast the first asparagus n/t

[taterguy]

16. How do you make a typo on a handwritten sign?

:shrug:

[Ignis]

23. Wen u kant spel soo gud.

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Stay away from that place and quit "stocking" the "morans"...

The backwash brigade is still in "morning" over the election.

[Soylent Brice]

21. it's acceptable word usage for them. they do sepak "amurikan" after all...

[Nikki Stone1]

22. Ah...screwn again.

:)