Buy a Toaster....... Folks I have your coupons right here.. just print them out!

[Ichingcarpenter]

[Betsy Ross]

1. I'll take a Countrywide.

Forgive my mortgage.

[WolverineDG]

4. Wanna go halfsies??

:)

dg

[Betsy Ross]

6. Who gets to keep the toaster?n/t

[SoCalDem]

10. Won't matter, it's made in China

and every piece of toast has an image of Mao Tse Tung on it:)

[WolverineDG]

11. You can keep it

I've already got one. :)

dg

[lamp_shade]

2. Oh mercy... that's funny. Hahaha heehee

[Ishoutandscream2]

3. I thought this was going to be about the gay agenda

[KitchenWitch]

5. That is precious!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

7. I'm holding out for a Crock Pot

Maybe Citibank:)

[KitchenWitch]

9. You may have to buy a plasma TV to get Citibank

I think the Crock Pot may land you AIG.

NM AIG is with a toaster.

[NV Whino]

14. The crock pot is in the White House until January 19th.

[dysfunctional press]

8. dibs on merril lynch...

do i get the master copies of the commercials that used to have the bull running down wall street too...?

[aquart]

12. Do I get to keep the executive compensation for myself?

Like taken-over corporations get to keep pension funds for themselves?

[dipsydoodle]

13. That is so funny.

:rofl:

[Octafish]

15. Thanks, Ichingcarpenter! I'm using my toaster as collateral to buy Citigroup!

It's high time the taxpayers got a break.

[crispini]

16. Hee

:kick:

[struggle4progress]

17. Why aren't they aren't offering the official lesbian toaster that I read about in the Lounge?

http://www.kitchencontraptions.com.nyud.net:8090/images/wishingfish1_1847_28112379.jpg
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5775853&mesg_id=5776478

That is one cool toaster and I'd buy it, even if I had to take a bank home with it

But the toasters in your coupon, nyah, well, not so much ...