EVERY AMERICAN TO GET $1 BILLION in new extended bailout!

[codjh9]

... 'Why not', said Treasury Printer Class I Eddie Joe Bucksnort, interviewed today. 'I mean, hell, the damn printer can run 24 hours, and we can keep printin' them Benjamins 'round the clock, so I sez to myself and Joe - Joe the Printer, my co-worker y'know - 'Why don't we just send Everbody a billion? An' keep one or two for ourselves? Let's just he'p everbody out. What's the diff?'. Bucksnort shrugged and went back to greasing a fixture on one of the giant Treasury printing machines.

[Joe the Liberal]

1. Lets make it happen.....

in our dreams, the only place where that would happen!

[Donnachaidh]

2. they could do that, just with what the treasury has

Where's the line start? I'll bet some of us will run companies far better than these privileged assholes with their corporate jets.

[ben_meyers]

4. Breaking!! Bread reaches a brazillion a loaf!

[alfredo]

3. Naw, just empty out bush and cheney's offshore bank accounts. We might

find a few hundred billion or our money there.

[old mark]

5. You know, if they gave each of us the money to buy a new US - made car,

we might bail out the auto industry.

I don't expect this to happen, either.

mark