Christmas Carols for the Right Wing

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"The Twelve Days of Christmas" by the Anti-Obama insurgency

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A rumor that Obama is Kenyan-eee

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two "Obama is the Antichrist" emails,
And a rumor that Obama is Kenyan-eee

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three "Obama is a Marxist" messages,
Two "Obama is the Antichrist" emails,
And a rumor that Obama is Kenyan-eee

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four copies of Jerome Corsi's book,
Three "Obama is a Marxist" messages,
Two "Obama is the Antichrist" emails,
And a rumor that Obama is Kenyan-eee

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five "I'm not racist" claims,
Four copies of Jerome Corsi's book,
Three "Obama is a Marxist" messages,
Two "Obama is the Antichrist" emails,
And a rumor that Obama is Kenyan-eee

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six people saying Obama is a racist Christian,
Five "I'm not racist" claims,
Four copies of Jerome Corsi's book,
Three "Obama is a Marxist" messages,
Two "Obama is the Antichrist" emails,
And a rumor that Obama is Kenyan-eee

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven people saying Obama is a secret Muslim,
Six people saying Obama is a racist Christian,
Five "I'm not racist" claims,
Four copies of Jerome Corsi's book,
Three "Obama is a Marxist" messages,
Two "Obama is the Antichrist" emails,
And a rumor that Obama is Kenyan-eee

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight Freepers screaming about Obama very incoherently,
Seven people saying Obama is a secret Muslim,
Six people saying Obama is a racist Christian,
Five "I'm not racist" claims,
Four copies of Jerome Corsi's book,
Three "Obama is a Marxist" messages,
Two "Obama is the Antichrist" emails,
And a rumor that Obama is Kenyan-eee

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine hate radio hosts shrieking about how Obama will take away our guns,
Eight Freepers screaming about Obama very incoherently,
Seven people saying Obama is a secret Muslim,
Six people saying Obama is a racist Christian,
Five "I'm not racist" claims,
Four copies of Jerome Corsi's book,
Three "Obama is a Marxist" messages,
Two "Obama is the Antichrist" emails,
And a rumor that Obama is Kenyan-eee

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten Joe the Plumbers,
Nine hate radio hosts shrieking about how Obama will take away our guns,
Eight Freepers screaming about Obama very incoherently,
Seven people saying Obama is a secret Muslim,
Six people saying Obama is a racist Christian,
Five "I'm not racist" claims,
Four copies of Jerome Corsi's book,
Three "Obama is a Marxist" messages,
Two "Obama is the Antichrist" emails,
And a rumor that Obama is Kenyan-eee

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven "Bill Ayers" ads,
Ten Joe the Plumbers,
Nine hate radio hosts shrieking about how Obama will take away our guns,
Eight Freepers screaming about Obama very incoherently,
Seven people saying Obama is a secret Muslim,
Six people saying Obama is a racist Christian,
Five "I'm not racist" claims,
Four copies of Jerome Corsi's book,
Three "Obama is a Marxist" messages,
Two "Obama is the Antichrist" emails,
And a rumor that Obama is Kenyan-eee

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve lawsuits trying to stop Obama from becoming President,
Eleven "Bill Ayers" ads,
Ten Joe the Plumbers,
Nine radio hosts saying how Obama will take away our guns,
Eight Freepers screaming about Obama very incoherently,
Seven people saying Obama is a secret Muslim,
Six people saying Obama is a racist Christian,
Five "I'm not racist" claims,
Four copies of Jerome Corsi's book,
Three "Obama is a Marxist" messages,
Two "Obama is the Antichrist" emails,
And a rumor that Obama is Kenyan-eee


"Deck the Halls" by the American Family Association

"Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
don we now our homosexual apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
troll the ancient yuletide carol
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

1. Magic.

:rofl:

Just bloody magic is all.

K&R!!!!!!!