Palin Haiku

[omega minimo]

In continent ain't
nobody's business model
doctrine you betcha



Africa a state
of mind you, no moose
is good moose, by golly



Frameless lens huge eye
stare back at camera queen
teleprompt her, please



Shit piled high, pretty
brunette skyscraper of hair
on stilted speeches







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[investintrains]

1. More Palin verses

Please tell us Sarah Palin
as the full moon was palin
How many women animals
were you arrow-impalin?

How many
pregnant deer wombs
did you turn
into tombs?

With your prolife badge and
smoking rifle did you appear
terrorizing the gentle ones
as they ate gold pears.

How many bullets
have you sent
'prolife' Sarah Palin
through
innocent bears' cerebellums?

Because of people
like Sarah Palin
they make verbs out of
nouns
Murder of whales is
called whalin

How many bones have you
left behind
for future palintologists?

by
O Anna Niemus

[racaulk]

2. Ooooh, I wanna play!

Idiot woman
puts down the little people
and thinks herself tall

[KamaAina]

3. Okey-dokey...

Operator called.
Your fifteen minutes are up.
Deposit coins, please.

[MrMickeysMom]

4. And...

Caribou Barbie
comes with an automatic
helicopter gun

[puebloknot]

5. A poetic feast. Thank you!

And a thank you to all!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. kick!

Gawd please blefth G. Boosh
Cuz goshdarnit it's his fault
I'm not VP gal

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