Irrelevant Right Wing Tool Alert: Dennis Miller says Liberal women hate Palin for her great sex life

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from ThinkProgress:



Dennis Miller: Liberal women hate Sarah Palin because ‘she has a great sex life.’»

On the O’Reilly factor last night, Dennis Miller declared that liberal women hate Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) because “she has a great sex life”:

She’s a great dame. People are fascinated by her because the Left hate her. I think the Left hate her — mostly women on the Left hate her — because to me from outside in it appears that she has a great sex life, all right? I think she has non-neurotic sex with that Todd Palin guy. … I think that snow mobile looks like mechanized foreplay to me and that’s why people are fascinated.

Watch it: http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/13/miller-palin-sex/


Male pundits seem obsessed with Palin’s sex life. In September, a CNBC host admitted, “I want her laying next to me in bed.” Throughout the campaign, conservatives constantly praised Palin’s good looks, with Rush Limbaugh frequently referring to her as a “babe.”


http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/13/miller-palin-sex/

[galaxy21]

1. I thought we hated her for her fertility?

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. She has sex with Todd

:puke:

[tekisui]

8. And Tadd's best bud.

[The Backlash Cometh]

3. Dennis Miller had her too!

[DFW]

4. And Dennis Miller is basing his claim on what personal knowledge, exactly?

[wryter2000]

17. That's what I thought

"Dennis Miller" and "great sex life" really don't belong in the same sentence.

[lpbk2713]

5. Miller is pathetic.

Shouldn't he be working a gig opening a car wash somewhere?


:shrug:

[babylonsister]

6. What a creep. I could care less about her sex life; she's a walking

embarrassment to any woman with a brain because hers seems to be seriously lacking.

[JuniperLea]

7. It's her ignorance, stupid!

Jeez... Everyone knows Republican sex ain't worth the dirty sheets! Puh-leeeeeez!

[Cleita]

9. I thought it was because of the vacuum in her skull where a brain

should be residing.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. LOL. That's funny. Some of the least great sex life women I know

have lots of kids.

Not me. I've got three and well, let's just say we're very, very happy.

[TechBear_Seattle]

11. How can it be great, when she will go to Hell if she enjoys it?

I mean, that is the teaching of her church: Sex exists solely for procreation, and only the man is allowed to enjoy himself. If the woman takes any pleasure, then she is a damned sinner and will burn forever and ever.

[fed_up_mother]

18. I don't know any christians who believe that sex is supposed to be anything but

pleasurable for women.

[TechBear_Seattle]

24. Almost every Talibangelical church holds that sex is a sin

The only way to mitigate that sin is for it to happen between a man and a woman married to one another and even then, it is just mitigated. Taking pleasure in sex is therefore taking pleasure in sin, which is one of the surest ways to Hell that exists. The man can enjoy himself to some extent, because he has dominion over his wife. The wife must submit to her husband, and any pleasure she takes is stealing from what is her husband's due, making her guilty not only of taking pleasure in sin but also of stealing from her husband and master.

[fed_up_mother]

34. You are SINCERELY MISINFORMED. Ridiculously misinformed, I might add.

You might try doing a search on Amazon for the gazillion books on sex from a Christian perspective.

[TechBear_Seattle]

52. I am not talking about a Christian perspective. I am talking about a Talibangelical perspective

HUGE difference. Or are you trying to say that Talibangelicals are exemplars of Christianity?

[onehandle]

12. In 1993 it was said conservatives hated Bill and Hillary because of their sex life.

As in there was sex happening in the White House again.

Just a funny thought that occurs to me from the time.

[RainDog]

13. LOL. what a crock

Miller has a fantasy of Palin and a negative stereotype fantasy of liberals... liberal women hate Palin?

LOLOLOL.

What an idiot.

I never knew liberals had "neurotic" sex. I don't even need a vibrator the size of a hog to get off! Obviously it makes him hot to imagine Palin does.

Twit.

I forget he even exists until he says some stupid shit. Must be why he does it.

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. Hey Dennis - it's time to shave your palms again. Once a week isn't enough

Geez, what an assclown.

[AlCzervik]

15. she has what 8 kids, that means she could have done it only 8 times, just sayin.

[Mz Pip]

16. Dennis knows this how?

I can't stand her for her policies and her annoying lack of knowledge. Don't throw her sex life into it.

I guess Dennis should get together with Rich Lowery and spend the evening drooling over Sarah's winks.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

19. Toad sex. I think I'll pass.

Dennis (diarrhea-of-the-mouth) is a phucktard.

[cobalt1999]

20. Say the words "Palin" and "sex" in the same sentence, automatic ratings increase

Dennis is smart enough to have figured that out. Toss in an insult to liberals for icing and he's just increased the ratings for his show by 3 pts.

[anonymous171]

21. Wow. The GOP has now resorted to positive sexism.

[Winterblues]

22. Republicans spend a lot of time obsessing over sex

They must not know how to do it right or they wouldn't obsess over it so much.

[and-justice-for-all]

23. I do not 'Hate' Palin...

and I am sure that can be said for most of us, we just dont like her and her religious fanaticism.

Dennis Miller, he was never really funny and he is a washed up hack too boot. What Palin lacks in brains, she tries to make up with her looks.

[Blue Diadem]

25. Why do Repukes always project their obsessive thoughts onto Dems?

They're the ones who worry about other people's sex lives.

[Sebastian Doyle]

26. Dennis Miller sounds jealous

But of whom?

Sarah or Todd? :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. Dare I ask what non-neurotic sex is?

Dammit, I just did.

Did she not charge the state per diem expenses for her weekend at the No Tell Motel Spa & Pistol Range, babe?

[TripleKatPad]

28. Well, isn't that special

In my mind's eye, all I can envision is her and TAAADDDDD!! (homage to Stephanie Miller) gunning down exhausted wolves from a helicopter.

[fascisthunter]

29. I'd Like to Know How he could possibly know

[ddeclue]

30. Hey Dennis YOU were irrelevant BEFORE the Republicans lost..

You're a has been and you have been for nearly a decade now. Last time you had anything worthwhile to say it was on SNL.

You haven't been funny either. It IS possible to be conservative and funny but you've managed to be neither. You're just a hack who shills for conservatives who aren't funny but mistakenly think you are. You are the Joe Lieberman of comics - someone who sells their soul to the dark side because they think they'll get a better deal because they mistakenly think they have credibility to sell and the buyer mistakenly thinks you have credibility FOR sale.

The rest of us look at both the buyer AND the seller, sigh at the tragedy and walk away.

Eventually we pity the buyer and despise the seller.

Someday you'll see what a fool you've been.

Until then:

Go away and make some cell phone commercials or something and leave the rest of us the fuck alone.

[omega minimo]

43. he's mad cuz he's not cute or funny anymore -- and sounds like an old toad saying "dame"

[Moses2SandyKoufax]

31. He's right

Every liberal woman aspires to be a bitch in a puppy mill. :sarcasm:

[jmowreader]

32. But Dennis, Palin DOESN'T have a great sex life!

She's like the Protestant couple in The Meaning of Life--they've got five kids, and they've had sex five times.

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[Sabriel]

35. I'll donate if you agree to sleep with Palin n/t

[Monk06]

36. I hear that when she ovulates all the neighbors' car alarms go off.

[Kitty Herder]

37. How would he know about her sex life?

Is there something you're not telling us, Mr. Miller? Hmmmmm?

Actually, I imagine that Sarah's sex life is a little lacking. Todd seems boring, unimaginative, and uncommunicative. Those are not the traits of a great lover.

[Burma Jones]

38. Dumbass....I said it before and I'll say it again

your turn to the Right Wing Dark Side alienated the only people that ever understood your arcane references....

Dumbass....if I were your agent I would slap you upside your fool head

[JerseygirlCT]

39. And he has any clue what her sex life is like because...? nt

[OnionPatch]

40. She said I wasn't part of "real" America. If I hate her, this is why.

That and all the other truly insulting things she said about everyone who disagrees with her. I couldn't care less about her sex life or her life in general. I'm more concerned that she stay the hell out of mine.

[Initech]

41. No. Palin is a fucking moron. Evidence:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbEwKcs-7Hc

[omega minimo]

42. transcription spelled "non-erotic sex" wrong

"non-neurotic sex"

:bounce: :bounce:

[codjh9]

44. Miller is such an asshole. Still amazes me that WAY back, before I knew his political views - or

were they that bad then? - when I actually liked him and thought he was funny. Many moons ago, though. :^)

[slampoet]

46. Barry Crimmins was Writing all his jokes back then.

Mr Crimmins writes for Randy Rhodes last i heard.

[JVS]

45. brain bleach please

[slampoet]

47. Miller is so stupid he actually thinks that people who have more children have more sex....

....and that in having more they have better.

[MrMickeysMom]

48. I'm ashamed he went to Point Park College in Pittsburgh

... even though this was before Point Park was a "University" or was either pumping out show girls or engineers.

Top it off... his degree was just like Sarah's! Journalism!

Wow, what a jaggoff, n at...

[dana_b]

49. why are these guys obsessed with creating some non-existant

female cat fight? We hate her because of her looks, her sex life, etc. NO DENNIS!! We dislike her intensely because of her policies, her ignorance about things she should have known, and her lies.

it really shows how stupid and self absorbed some guys are.

[greenbriar]

50. who gives a fuck about her sex life...there is more to life than sex

I am not jealous of her

I am sick of her

she is a tool

she is an idiot

[Vektor]

51. How is it great to sleep with her scuzzy, hillbilly, creepy looking redneck husband?

Sounds like a fate worse than death that I am NOT jealous of.

But she's no prize either. I honestly can't say which one looks more like a dude to me, her, or Todd.