The Perfect DU Thread...

[Jackpine Radical]

So is Sarah Palin gonna get a Cabinet post if she finds the missing Alaska ballots, calls the Mormons who financed the Prop 8 ads terrorists, leaves the First Dud for Joe the Plumber, lets Rahm Immanuel drill her, buys $150,000 worth of designer towels from Neimann-Marcus, and shoots down the Wall Street bailout from a helicopter?

What did I leave out?

[Idealism]

1. she promised to get gay-married to Ellen once they nullify her old one to Portia

[flvegan]

2. How will she deal with Putin?

I mean, I know she'll take care of them attacking us from the west via Alaska, but how specifically will she deal with him?

[valerief]

4. She'll head his rear. I mean, rear his head. Something to do with rears and heads. nt

[flvegan]

5. Wait...what? What's this of his rear and her head?

This might be bad for 2012.

[valerief]

7. Aw, nothing unusual about a Republican's head up her rear.

That's what they do when Putin rears his head.

[TomInTib]

3. Larry Flynt pays her $2mil to drive a snow-machine into her "Open Door".

I'm in.

[uppityperson]

6. you left out the pit bull madness, but pretty good there.

[Bobbie Jo]

8. All that while pregnant with twins......

as her water breaks she brilliantly defends her prudent towel purchase.

[ColbertWatcher]

9. You left out the PBS poll. n/t

[SoCalDem]

10. Inauguration at Olive Garden

:)

[Blue-Jay]

11. Is she going to breast-feed in public?