http://blog.cleveland.com/letters/2008/11/credit_president_bush_for_keep.htmlYou'll like this one:
The most important responsibility of any government is the protection of its citizens.
Amid the dissonance, hubbub and hoopla of the interminable political campaigns, I have not read or heard one word of commendation for the Bush administration's total success in preventing terrorist attacks similar to those of 9/11. No one thought that was possible seven years ago.
Saddam Hussein has been brought to justice. The other evil, cowardly culprits who incite their fanatic followers to perpetrate suicide missions are cringing in caves and burrows in Afghanistan and Pakistan. U.S. intelligence capabilities have been expanded and strengthened, and coordination among security agencies greatly enhanced.
We should all be very grateful to the president and his subordinates for these major achievements. We can only hope that our incoming leader will do as well. Unbelievable. Yeah, never mind that the WORST ATTACK EVER happened on the WORST PRESIDENT EVER's watch!!!
My comment:
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
"Why are you clapping?"
"Duh! To keep the TIGERS from attacking!"
"There aren't any tigers around for . . . continents."
"DAMN. This clapping trick is working better than I thought, then!"