I don't know about you poirsonaly but I find all Marxist nonsense derogatory

[underpants]

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Humor is reason gone mad.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html

[trayfoot]

1. Well put....Underpants!