Oh Boy, Oh Boy! In Four More Days I Get to be a Communist!

[Kurovski]

Through the brilliant and triumphant Socialist voting arm known as ACORN, (Acquiring Comrade Obama's Required Numbers) 25 million symbols of corrupt decadence named Mickey Mouse will bring down our elitist enslavers with bravely defiant and glorious votes this November 4!

In the name of freedom and humanity all must arise!

My brothers and sisters, with the many levels of shared greatness soon to be ours, please tell us that which is most important to you and our beloved state. (But please also refrain from banging your shoe on the table.)

Agent Mike has FAILED! He is but a thin onion broth to our mighty, buttery gruel!

[EFerrari]

1. I always wanted to name my kids Boris and Natasha!

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

3. Sister Comrade, I will mail you the papers to change their names.

And remember, "black bread" in Russian is pronounced "chornee kleb".

There will be tests on these matters...for the greater glory of course.

"COUNTRY FIRST!"

[wryter2000]

2. I've waited years to take away their Bibles

and replace them with Das Kapital, comrade.

[Kurovski]

7. Fox New Channel soon to become a true "Red State" QVC-styled outlet

to sell-off fittings from defunct churches, synagogues, and temples. Everything must go! They get das boot!

[Virginia Dare]

4. I like #6, that would be some good reality teevee...n/t

[Kurovski]

11. While true, we will be too busy in the buckwheat fields to watch.

Sharing full-throated songs of eternal struggle and sorrow will be our new entertainment.

We are grateful to the state!

[Chorophyll]

5. Can't wait to see Dennis scrubbing the chamber pots.

Your post is very funny...Comrade!

[Kurovski]

13. Laughter is from that other century! It denotes weakness.

We will be watching you comrade.

The KGB is already in place, all we need do is wrest it from AT&T.

I tell you this for your own good my friend. Watch what you say. No giggling.





Ok. So maybe a little.

[nichomachus]

14. I thought Dennis was already the chamber pot scrubber for the neocons

I have a friend who was in a Chinese re-education camp during the Cultural Revolution. It was a pretty grim experience.

I'm thinking we need some of those for people on the extreme right. The Joe-the-Plumber Reeducation Camp and License Plate Factory. Let Ann Coulter stand on her feet for 10 hours a day, making just enough money to pay for her food.

And, in my fantasy, I already had Barbara Bush scrubbing out the latrines -- but Dennis will do.

[Kurovski]

16. I think Dennis is more like a licker and kisser of things.

Which is still an absolutely terrific skill to have in our soon-to-be new and improved regime.

Yes, vengeance is always the most funnest part of any revolution. Just ask Newt Gingrich.

Comrade Barack is changing the face of Communism. It's "kinder, gentler" and "compassionate Communism". It worked so well for conservatives.

"Reeducation Camp for Joe the Plumber"? I'll settle for getting him through a trade school for plumbing, so as to make him useful to someone, somewhere.

[MadrasT]

6. New tractor! Bulgar!

:woohoo:

[Kurovski]

10. At last we get to eat food, just like Czar Cheney.

Not that I could down three pounds of beef a day in the same decadent manner as he.

[Turbineguy]

8. I'll start worrrrrkingk on my auccent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXXGep9RB34&feature=related

[gypsylud]

9. mmmm--black bread !

[Idealism]

12. Comrade, you have dissapointed the state

Where was the obligatory "In Soviet United States we don't drive SUVs, SUVs drive you!"

Although I must say "The crushing of Happy Meals" was on my to-do list for years.

[Kurovski]

23. You have just added it! We are not one person, but one state!

Together, communally, we create eternal glory within the beautiful state!

COUNTRY FIRST, my friends!

[StClone]

15. Comrade Kurovski Have you forgotten the Rules!?

1919 Communist Rules for Revolution

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

These nine rules were seized in a raid in Dusseldorf Germany, in 1919. The files were marked, "Communist Rules for Revolution".

1. Corrupt the young: get them away from religion. Get them interested in sex. Make them superficial; destroy their ruggedness.

2. Get control of all means of publicity. Get peoples' minds off their government by focusing their attention on athletics, sexy books, plays and other trivialities.

3. Divide people into hostile groups by constantly harping on controversial matters of no importance.

4. Destroy the peoples' faith in their natural leaders by holding the latter up to contempt, ridicule and . (speak against, condemnatory utterances)

5. Always preach ;true democracy; but seize power as fast and as ruthlessly as possible.

6. By encouraging government extravagance, destroy its credit; produce fear of inflation, rising prices and general discontent.

7. Foment strikes in vital industries; encourage civil disorders and foster a lenient and soft attitude on the part of government toward these disorders.

8. By special argument cause a breakdown of the old moral virtues; honesty, sobriety, continence, faith in the pledged word, ruggedness.

9. Cause the registration of all firearms on some pretext with a view of confiscation of them and leaving the population helpless.

[Kurovski]

18. I thought that's what I was doing!

"Sexy" was a word used in 1919? Really?

[malaise]

39. Damn I thought 1-8 were the Bush doctrine

My bad.

[Hannah Bell]

17. karl marx, presente!

the internationale unites the human race!

[malaise]

19. I'd like Comrade Cheney to have to wait for a battery

(to keep that heart going) in lines as long as voters in Florida. Please make that possible Comrade Leader Kurovski :D

[Kurovski]

20. Now my friend malaise, the State works for efficiency in all matters.

Whatever that matter may be.

"COUNTRY FIRST", my friends!!

[malaise]

33. Comrade Leader Kurovski

have a heart please. :D

[Kurovski]

41. That matter may be something other than that which it may seem, when the matter is first reviewed.

And I must remind you that sentimentality is the cough syrup of the bourgeoisie!

[malaise]

72. This thread is the best

Can we still laugh Comrade Leader :rofl:

[Kurovski]

84. I'm torn.

While it strengthens the heart, it weakens the resolve.

[scarletwoman]

87. But it's good for the digestion.

And it oxygenates the muscles which aids in the bulgar harvest.

Comrade sw

[Kurovski]

88. It weakens the haunches of our Olympic gymnasts.

Or so I've heard it said in decadent western televisual cartoon programs featuring ill-behaved children and their drunken, gluttonous fathers.

[NoPasaran]

21. I'm looking forward to postage stamps with pictures of barbed wire on them!

Also liquidation of snti-state elements who post about "marshall law"!

[Kurovski]

22. Grammar will be strictly enforced.

Have no fear my beleaguered comrade.

Gov. Palin has accrued 30 years banishment for dropping her "Gs" alone.

[scarletwoman]

30. "Grammar will be strictly enforced." O joy! O brave new world!

No longer will points be "mute"! No longer will armies in the streets be referred to as "Marshall" law! No longer will the word "nucular" be uttered!

How sweet it will be to know that those who refuse to learn the difference between "there" "their" and "they're" will be declared enemies of the State and removed from civic society!

Gladly shall I mount the triumphant tractors of the coming Grammar Utopia!

:D

sw -- oops, I mean Comrade sw!

[Kurovski]

36. And it is not "the calvary" that now comes to your rescue,

but "the cavalry", my suffering sister!

You can at last sleep in sweet peace knowing that upon awakening, all such offenders shall be on that same day taken away and sequestered until educated.

My friends, Woe betide she who utters the curse "Grammar Asshole!" or "miserable, fucking know-it-all" to a comrade. For the one thing we know with certainty is that clear thinking and clear speech will secure the State's health! ( Along with ACORN.)

[scarletwoman]

47. Hurrah for the health of the State! Long live Comrade Kurovski!

No longer will "rouge" elements besmirch our landscape, they will be properly rounded up as the rogue elements they truly are!

[Kurovski]

51. "Are" offenders will be rounded-up as soon as "our" Central office recieves the call.

The state of The State is a great goodness to all humanity!

[scarletwoman]

54. May we have a hotline to the Central Committee installed at the collective bulgar farm?

I want to be able to make a report quickly when I "here" something ungrammatical.

[Kurovski]

59. So, not only will you toil to nourish the nation,

but you will offer yourself as a regional communication-purity agent, "ekcetera"?

I'm convinced your talents are wasted. Would you prefer to work at The Franklin Delano Roosevelt "damn" to be built in honor of, and in service to, the Socialist State? (Scheduled 2010)

[scarletwoman]

66. Comrade K, you know I'll do any damn thing you want me to do.

:*

[malaise]

40. That is Comrade leader to you

:rofl:

[scarletwoman]

68. Okay, but what about my "triumphant tractors"?

:P

[malaise]

73. Comrade Leader and the Politburo

will decide on that :D

[scarletwoman]

75. I will pole dance for them.

Then they will see how suitable I am for rampant reproduction!

}(

Comrade sw

[Kurovski]

82. The ancient mystery of Asia in the curve of a belly!

Rattling coins! The art of the people! The power of the prole-dancer!

Ha-cha-cha-chaaaa!

[malaise]

105. LOL

:rofl:

[myrna minx]

93. What a triumph it is indeed, Comrade.

Fellow Comrades Kucinich and Feingold have sharpened my sickle just in time for harvest and Comrades Dodd and Oberstar triumphantly returned the re-forged hammer, just in time for the great oppression of the pig-dongs! :D

[Kurovski]

104. Senator-Comrade Feingold

can sharpen my sickle any time. I'll bring in his mother-effing sheaves till the cows come home.

Dayum.

[myrna minx]

119. Hahahaha I claimed him first, comrade!

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

121. And what do we do in a collectivist society?

That's right, we SHARE.

For the greater glory.

[Laurab]

24. My favorite comrade, I chose the sharing houses one

it was a very, very difficult choice. I think I'd like to see Dick Cheney, Sean Hannity, and most of all, Rush Limpballs sharing the house, as well. Would that, could that, be a possibility?

[Kurovski]

26. My beloved sister of the revolution...

Have you mistakenly thought that prisons were to be banished? And as we all know, the prisons are very, very crowded.

We may have to bring a fourth into their wretched cell. we can add Rumsfeld to help keep good company. "Oh, where shall we find the money to pay the heat bill? Oh where??!"

Times are so hard.

[Laurab]

29. Well then don't put Rush in there, after all.

He's big enough to keep them all warm I think. And, no I didn't mistakenly think - I NEVER think, really.

They'll just have to snuggle real close to keep warm....eww that's a picture I don't even want to imagine and I just did!

Times are hard, indeed, but, well, not for me - you called me "beloved" - my life is complete!

[Kurovski]

31. It is only the State that completes our lives and gives us hope.

But your deep feelings and passionate call for justice are nonetheless a tribute to our collectivist hopes!

COUNTRY FIRST, my friends!!

[livvy]

25. I vant to vork in da pineapple fields.

Havaii will need strong-backed vorkers, no?

[Kurovski]

27. I'm afraid pineapples lead to indulging in the hula.

They will be banned from state production.

Can you pick coffee beans?

[livvy]

34. Ya.

But they do make me a bit jittery.
Any openings in the cane fields?

[Kurovski]

37. Maybe in Afghanistan.

Oh. You mean Sugar?

Sure!!

[Melissa G]

28. Oh,Comrade K! I have so missed your posts and am verrry glad you are back

from Siberia or whatever horrible place that kept you away from us for so interminably long.
Hope is Here!!! Comrade K, Hope is Here!!!

[Kurovski]

44. I have been busy with the Central Committee.

We're planning a bake sale.

[JackRiddler]

32. Heh, I feel preempted & trumped...

Here's what I posted just before I noticed this thread:

"Every four years, the Republicans set me up for disappointment by making these starry-eyed promises that the Democrats are in fact secret hardcore socialists who will dethrone the rich, end the patriotic jingo, tax the churches, release the drug war prisoners, and make peace with the world."

[Kurovski]

48. It's funny in a stomach-turning, wearying and tedious kind of way.

Just like the OP!

But the joke's on Joe the Plumber, Cindy the Citizen, Zeke the Pillow-Biter, etc,.

Everyone else gets to look on in dismay if not downright horror.

[scarletwoman]

35. I had to vote "Heavy Metal balalaika bands" -- let the amplified strains of "Lara's Theme" ring

throughout the land!

Your last choice is just too silly, dear Comrade. The too smartness and too handsomeness of Comrade Kurovski will NEVER be irrelevant!

"Somewhere my love, there will be songs to sing..."

:hug:
Comrade sw

[SalmonChantedEvening]

67. I Am Iron Curtain Man!!

:D

Dear Lady, I trust you are well :hug: :loveya:

[scarletwoman]

71. wOOt!!!!

Thanks, Comrade SCE, you had me :rofl:

I'm quite well, hope you are too!

:hug:
Comrade sw

[SalmonChantedEvening]

76. Tired and adjusting Tovarich SW

And helping those around me adjust as well.

All I need right now is advil and a hot bath ;)

[Patsy Stone]

38. Apparently, we are not only Godless Communists,

but we are Godless Communists who love pole dancers more than we love Amerika and apple pie.

From each pole dancer according to their ability, to each pole dancer according to their needs. :patriot:

[Kurovski]

42. I was just noticing that.

I guess the consensus is that pole dancers already have it hard enough.

[Patsy Stone]

46. Or

perhaps it means the proletariat's only sanctioned activity is to watch State sponsored pole dancers?

[Kurovski]

60. Along those same lines,

I'm surprised that "Rampant reproduction for the glory of the state" hasn't gotten more play.

[scarletwoman]

50. "pole dancers already have it hard enough" -- then I would call that a job well done.

;)

sw

[skooooo]

43. Oh come on, how can you people turn down a new tractor???!

:shrug:

[Jack Rabbit]

45. The pragmatic leadership of the wise Comrade Obama will avoid the pitfalls of predecessor states

We'll have none of the bloody purges, mass starvation or police state crap brought by errors of Comrade Stalin or Chairman Mao.

[htuttle]

49. Let us trim our hair in accordance with Socialist lifestyle!

I don't know what that means...I just read that it was on a poster in North Korea...



http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4157121.stm

[Kurovski]

52. It means...

make your skull look like it took about a million noogies.

(Also known as a Russian Haircut. I'm not kidding.)

[htuttle]

53. So...pony tails are right out, then?

Sorry, boys.

"If I can't dance, I don't want to be in your revolution."



(I'm bucking for the position of Trotsky in the New Socialist State...)

[Kurovski]

55. Pony tails are more than acceptable.

The less time one spends at the barber, the more time there is for threshing oats.

[nadinbrzezinski]

58. technically all males are in the military reserve

so this makes sense

And from a propaganda perspective it also makes sense.

Now comrade to the Marine Corp Recruit Depot... that IS the haircut for ya!

[Career Prole]

56. Comrade Palin: "Hey, I can see the glorious Motherland

from here! Can I be on Central Committee?"

[Kurovski]

57. !

:rofl:

[Career Prole]

62. ROFL? No, comrade, ROFL on you!

Your OP was the best (and loudest) laugh I had all day! :rofl:

[KatyaR]

61. I can finally use my real name everywhere, not just on the internet tubes!

Just call me Katya . . . . .

Skinner should allow us to change our screen names so we may be correctly identified in the new Socialist Empire of North America.

Happy Halloween, Comrades!

[Kurovski]

80. And a Happy Halloween to you!

I trust you are passing out many bouillon cubes and barley cakes to our wee workers?

Such fun to be a careless child! Idly and suspiciously depraved--but fun.

[tom_paine]

63. I was going to vote for Inceased Godlessness. Love that Increased Godlessness.

But then the idea of the House of Bush Shitbrains, with Dennis Miller as Chief Plunger of Clogged Toilets, was simply too good to resist.

But remember, we can have increased godlessness, TOO.

You know what is funniest of all? There are hundreds, no THOUSANDS of Freepers and other assorted idiots reading this right now in total solemnity and fear.

:rofl:

Idiots. Freepers. But I repeat myself.

[Kurovski]

69. Oh comrade tom!

Freepers...reading...:rofl: For the love of Fearless Leader, STOP! :rofl:

[tom_paine]

168. tom_paine LOVES Communism. Just like the ORIGINAL Tom Paine.

Look! I can make shit up as crazy as any Freeper or Savage Weiner!

:rofl:

[madeline_con]

64. Heavy Metal balalaika bands.

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

65. Since 1997. Same line, still no toilet paper.

I stand. I wait. If I sit, whole collective is to be sorry.

Dr. K. my friend :)

:hi: :hug: :loveya:

[Kurovski]

70. I think about you, I remember you, dear enchanted.

I haven't forgotten. Love to you. :hug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

78. Mon frer, mon homme joyeux

So's you knows all is as better as it can be:

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/SalmonChantedEvening

Loss and foundation :hug:

[Kurovski]

81. "For where we miss him he resides..."

It will always be that way.

A lovely poem, simple and true.

[DireStrike]

74. When do we get to take away everyone's guns and beat them into sickles?

Actually, I think I just want a nice new, MASSIVELY EPIC, GLORIOUS National Anthem!

[scarletwoman]

77. "a nice new, MASSIVELY EPIC, GLORIOUS National Anthem!" -- As played by our glorious heavy metal

balalaika bands!

:woohoo:

Comrade sw

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

79. K&R.

[Kurovski]

83. A message from The Central Committee regarding increasing the number of RECOMMENDS to this thread.

"Lest we see a range of 20-25 achieved in the thread regarding our glorious future and forever triumph, the purging will begin on 2 November, dawn."

That is all.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

85. Call me a horny Tony Orlando...

For I shall be up at OH I CAN'T SAY IT

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

89. I can...

You'll be up at the crack of dawn.

Rampant reproduction is fully in keeping with the needs of The State.

You need only remember that, while shyness will repress the requirements of The State, over-indulgence will drag her to her knees.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

91. Lucky me! I just covered the floors in foam rubber.

:D

[Kurovski]

94. Have a hose handy, and we shall soon have an army of sardine canners

in no time flat.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

95. Nick Nolte and Debra Winger await further intruction.

:)

[foxfeet]

164. But all the homosexuals are still waiting

for all the money Barney Frank is sending to us. When may we expect it, please?

[Kurovski]

186. Expect it on May the first, comrade.

"Gay Day".

[GoneOffShore]

86. And what's Billo going to be doing while Comrade Dennis cleans the chamber pots?

Scrubbing Coulter with a falafel?

[Kurovski]

92. A falafel-flavored loofah?

While rampant reproduction is encouraged in order to create workers to run our cabbage farms and pickle factories, sometimes it's just not.

Scientific research into this reveals that the two will talk, bray and bellow so much--and at the same time--that we need not concern ourselves with such a far-fetched event ever occurring.

[myrna minx]

90. My dearest Comrade, I wish I had more time to construct my answer, but I

am due to a pro-abortionist, godless, sewing circle, after I left my fall fashionable "pry the guns" bonfire. I have yet to develop the proper callouses on my knees, so my sub par genuflecting to our dear "Great Leader" portraiture required proper punishment. My daily mocha latte allotment was slashed in HALF! I will NEVER make such an insolent mistake again. Mercifully my hammer and sickle were properly reforged my Comrade Dodd, so I may rejoin the collective farm workhouse with even keeled stoicism. Our farm collective is busy baking cannabis brownies for the "hippie godless homosexual" agenda, which mercifully is a mandatory retreat for us all. We are all looking forward to the forced homosexual marriages, as mandated by our Leader.

Signed,

Godless Liberal Commie Socialist Nazi Islamo-Fascist Comrade


on edit: yay! my beloved is back!! :loveya:

[Kurovski]

97. As long as "the forced homosexual marriages" produce offspring,

I can gain approval from the local jurisdiction.

Our beloved Fearless Leader, Barack the Obama, is the one to whom all belovingness will soon reside! Long live The State!

[myrna minx]

100. Considering we have put our faith in godless science, anything is possible, my Comrade.

Mercifully, we can now produce all equal workers from test tubes, therefore the homosexual agenda has been successful, Comrade! The terrorscapes of Rick Santorum have now been realized! All hail the State!

[Kurovski]

103. Ah...but there is so much yet to do.

There is so much yet to do.

NASCAR rallies, for one.

[Elidor]

96. Heavy Metal balalaika bands!

Laika & the Cosmonauts!

:headbang:

So it only took the Barackalypse to bring this about? Cool!!!

[Kurovski]

98. GOTV!

Get out the vote! :yourock:

[Kurovski]

99. On another topic concerning potty-mouthed candidates for president...

Was there a post here at DU in the past week pointing out that--on the same day--Obama in a speech accidentally said "genital" instead of "general", while McCain said "c*nt" instead of "cut"?

It's true! When men talk for too long, they inevitably end up going south.

[myrna minx]

101. Or to 80's musik!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk30a0qsVIk

[Kurovski]

102. I can't hear it or see it, I'm on a Soviet-surplus computeratrola from 1961.

But I'm certain it gives praise to mighty comrade Barack!

[myrna minx]

120. All hail Barack the Obama and his sputnik program!

I would gladly forgo my adequately portioned boiled cabbage and onion broth for savings to help pay for our Cosmonauts' successful space program to show the Ameri...hey--what?

[unkachuck]

106. Comrade Kurovski.....

....I do not believe or trust your poll....counterrevolutionaries may be responding....

[Kurovski]

107. I think counterrevolutionaries are upping the "views" meter.

they love this kinda crap. :-)

[nobodyhome]

108. McCain Campaign Accuses Obama of Ties to Satan

McCain Campaign Accuses Obama of Ties to Satan

By Blaise Pascal
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, November 1, 2008; Page X02

In a stunning Halloween revelation, the McCain campaign has announced that Barrack Obama is a close personal friend of Satan, and was often seen at dinners honoring the Prince of Darkness. Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin was quoted as saying, "It's plain that Satan, like Obama, is a socialist - everyone in his kingdom works for the same wage."

According to Tom DeLay, who made a surprise appearance on The Price is Right, "If you cross your eyes, hold your breath, and stare at Obama's shadow for fifteen seconds, you can clearly see horns on his head. What more proof do you need?"

In a recent Pew poll of Red State citizens, the shadow test is considered bonafide proof of satanic possession by ninety-eight percent of conservative voters; although candidate Palin recommends the more customary tests of drowning or pricking with needles.

[Kurovski]

109. Please allow me to introduce myself...

Welcome to DU! :bounce:

[rpannier]

110. I don't wanna be a Communist...They're too far to the right for me

[Kurovski]

158. The choice is yours.

NAAHH!! Just kidding, comrade!

[Wetzelbill]

111. I had to go with the increased godlessness

I probably pray too much as it is.

[Kurovski]

123. Increased Godlessness is the campaign platform

that got Wetzelbill/Kurovski within 76 points of Ron Paul.

[Wetzelbill]

124. by my muliplication if we make up 1 point a day until the election

we should be good. But then again, public school education isn't what it once was so I'm not that good at math in the first place.

on edit:

My apologies, that sounded stupid. I meant in the second place.

on another edit:

Apologies all around.

[Kurovski]

125. You know, we're going to win anyway...

because I REFUSE to concede.

[Wetzelbill]

126. oh yeah, same here

If they try to make me concede, I'll just use the old Dick Cheney to Patrick Leahy language, that'll learn 'em.

[Kurovski]

130. You betcha.

They can just go do themselves and see how they do. That'd be some ordinary pain for those pushy little doo-booger-twitties.

I'm suddenly feeling flush with victory.

It must be how Sarah and what's his name feel while they're up there trash-talking Comrade Obama. It really feels good when there's nothing else left.

[Wetzelbill]

132. It's been a hard year and a half of non-campaigning

I'll be glad when it's over.

[Kurovski]

134. We should have done the smart thing and conducted a coup.

It's obvious that democracy works best when brought by force. Americans seem to actually enjoy it far more than do the Iraqis.

[Wetzelbill]

136. well, a dictatorship would be a whole lot easier, just as long as I was the dictator

But this notion of bringing about change through the force, it's all starting to make sense to me. I like the idea of using the barrel of a gun now that I'm on the cusp of the presidency. And you know, people like it, I bet they'll have sweets and parades and 70 year old virgins for us and everything.

[Kurovski]

139. No one can ever say that we never learned the lessons of recent history.

Or for that matter, the Cha Cha.

[Wetzelbill]

142. And we didn't have to learn that history from a book

neither. Just straight from the gut. That's how it's done. And that's a proven method that's always worked well.

[Kurovski]

145. Yep.

Just ask Lee the textile worker--in China.

[Wetzelbill]

148. China is a large country you know

I have another thread for us, comrade:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7696725&mesg_id=7696725

[autorank]

112. Finally, we can come out of the closet!

Kurovski and I met three years ago in a forgotten city in the Mojave Desert called
Heater Hell Mouth and formed the organization responsible for the return of the
Druid rites, planned right after the Inauguration.

That organization will be recognized by history as changing the face of American politics.

Deal with it!

[Kurovski]

122. It is mainly for the trees.

The trees are important to the health of The State.










(Comrade sir auto--There is no need to terrify and agitate those whom will soon be enslaved anyway.)

[Blue_Tires]

113. i still have a chance to write in you and Wetzelbill at the ballot -- that will stop things!

[Kurovski]

127. My friend, my comrade, COUNTRY FIRST, all for the State!

Thank you, my friend!

My friends, put country first with a vote for Wetzelbill/Kurovski! All glory to the country! My friends, Put the State first!

[Jim Lane]

114. I hope that "Increased Godlessness" includes the final victorious conclusion of the War on Christmas

After which we should move on to Ramadan, Hannukah, Diwali, etc.

[Kurovski]

133. Of course!

All so-named "holidays" contribute to reduced production and therefore starvation, illness, and death.

Only a State that loves her people will protect and save them from these terrors! Sarah Palin can not do it! Only Comrade Barack can protect us from dysentery, croup and starvation!!

[Swamp Rat]

115. Heavy Metal balalaika bands!!

:headbang:

Happy Halloween! rrrrrr! :evilgrin:

[Kurovski]

129. That's it comrade!

Let's hear the Volga Boatmen shred and evacuate their fucking souls!!!

[Swamp Rat]

135. "To the station!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4esUPN8SIs

:headbang:

[Kurovski]

137. Oh, Holy Family in a Honda!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

You fucker! :rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

140. Spasibo, comrade!

:D Kak pozhivaesh'? :hi:

[Kurovski]

146. Horror show, comrade.

:rofl:

It's always good to see the dark-sided lady, pre medication.

[DailyGrind51]

116. I have a download for you, Comrades!

1917-1944: The International mp3

http://www.marxists.org/history/ussr/sounds/index.htm

[malaise]

117. Attention!

CSpan will be required in have guests from World Socialist Web Site.
http://www.wsws.org/index.shtml

[DailyGrind51]

118. Spasiba, Comrade Malaise!

[Octafish]

128. Is glorious post, da!

3CP1 News: "All salute much better looking Comrade Kurovski!"

[Kurovski]

147. Is glorious leader Obamaskavitch!

He puts me into orbit, my brilliant comrade Octafishky!

[kenny blankenship]

131. Akshully, you're a Marksest Commonist now, but in four days you'll be a demon-possessed Commonist

And after the Inogyurasian of that Marksest Commonist Anti-Christ Brak Hussein Obama, you'll be to the left of Satan hisself.

[Kurovski]

197. The more glory, the better!!!

[Ishoutandscream2]

138. I want abortion clinics to replace churches, so I voted Increased Godlessness

[Kurovski]

143. That is the dream of every properly unselfish citizen.

Just so long as we have have enough workers for the potato harvest and to run the burlap factories, abortion can continue to be the enjoyable hobby it has always been for Amerikanskys.

But be apprised...scrapbooking will be ended by official decree.

[JeffR]

141. But how Glorious Leader Barack do five year plan when only

get four year!? And if get eight year then has three year do nothing?!? How he will do this??!?!?
:(

[Kurovski]

144. Ah, good comrade Jeffovsky, dear comrade and simple, ignorant peasant!

Citizen of the soil and part time beloved village idiot!

I will now tell you this: thirty-four glorious years shall pass before we mark them as four on the calendar!

Country first, my friend! Tell us now good comrade...is there anything the State can provide for you? A mule, a bag of dog food? Paper clips? A subscription to "The Nation"? What are your needs, my friend?

[JeffR]

149. Would like please autograph of famed pundit Kristol!

But, he can write, yes?

[Kurovski]

150. Kristol will have fingers much too cold to sign his name, dear one.

DENIED!

[JeffR]

151. Hokay, then pony please.

Pony nice.

[Kurovski]

152. A pony it is.

And what shall you name your pony? A pony with which you will be working ten hours a day to drag railroad ties in order to build our glorious new national railroad?

What will it be, dear Comrade Kooky-Juice?

[Kukesa]

153. I want a pony, too. I'll name her Lolita. nt

[Kurovski]

154. Hmmm...

Named after a banned novel by a decadent author? Hmmm.


You will get your pony, but we will be keeping a very close watch on your library habits comrade kukesa.

Hmmmm...

[Kukesa]

163. Do you know that "Kukesa" means "little cookie" in Russian?

Well, sort of. It's really something like "szlati kukesa" -- it's what my sweet, old Russian grandmother used to call me.

I guess "Gulag Archipeglio" wouldn't be a good name for a pony either. . .

[Kurovski]

198. In that case...

be cautious that your pony does not take a bite out of you!

Perhaps "Chip" can be short for "Gulag Archipeglio"?

[JeffR]

155. Seatriscuit, please.

[Kurovski]

156. !

:rofl: :rofl:

You people crack me up.

You get TWO ponies, comrade.

[JeffR]

159. Two are swell! I call other one Proletariat Sekretariat.

Together they make more ponies then Obama Politburo can take from me for Glorious Revolution and child pony rides for all comrades.

[Kurovski]

160. Yes, yes, as you wish, comrade!

Now your fairy godless father Kurovski must go rest from his assigned task of granting all citizens great happiness, as only our generous State can supply.

Tomorrow I must rise early to confiscate property of Joe the Plumber. Two K-Mart bicycles, one '98 Ford, and a his seven year collection of "Barely Legal".

[JeffR]

161. You are covered in glory, Comrade K.

You just betcha.

[malaise]

157. DUzy

but only if there are Duzys in the Glorious Revolution. :rofl:

[bridgit]

162. Yay! Back to brown shoes or black; bread or stale bread woohoo!!

:woohoo:

[Kurovski]

196. Such are the rewards of victory!!

Glorious is our triumph!!!

Shared plumbing or outhouses!

Coal stoves or freezing temperatures!

The State shall provide all!!!

[Ishoutandscream2]

165. Forgive me, Comrade, for I am laughing my red ass off

My mind is not on the revolution, but on simple pleasure.

I beg forgiveness.

[Kurovski]

170. Forgiveness will be yours if you will only work forty more hours

in the wooden spoon factory this month.

Keep the State strong, my industrious comrade!!

[Throckmorton]

166. Shoes for Industry Compadre

There are no classes in our society

[htuttle]

181. Shoes for the Dead!

Increased spending opportunities means harder work for everyone, and more of it too!

[Throckmorton]

200. Shoes for Industry!!

Hi, Im Joe Beats, What chance does a returning deceased war veteran have for that good paying job, more sugar and that free mule you're dreaming of? Well, think it over.

[dbt]

167. Kicking For More Heavy Metal Balalaika Votes!

Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out!
Come and keep your comrade warm!

:smoke:

(Increased godlessness will be a triumphal side benefit of such a vote!)

[PatSeg]

169. Kick for hysterical!!!

[Dac1915]

171. I just want some free money from the goverment

I just dont understand how all these people are all so rich and stuff and i dont have anything. Its just really not fair,.

[Kurovski]

172. Maybe--and don't take this the wrong way, comrade--

maybe you are what the Russians call a "nincompoop"? Or what John McCain calls--how you say?--"Joe the Plumber? :shrug:

Money? You will never be without your mouthful of bread, and your heart will be filled with Glory for it! So much better than money.

[malaise]

173. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I may have to bring out the young commandos and build a wall (how do you say - tombstone?)around Dac1915Freep.
Comrade Leader Kurovski, in my best Reagan voice I seek your permission to build up that wall!!! :rofl:

[TahitiNut]

175. Is there pizza in the Gulag, comrade?

:evilgrin:

[malaise]

179. Yes

Dominotion or is that Domination.:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Kurovski]

176. Mr. Malaise...build up that wall,

but tear into that ass.

[malaise]

177. That would be Mrs Malaise Comrade leader

Thank you for your esteemed permission. :D

[Kurovski]

178. A thousand pardons, madam comrade!

:blush:

[malaise]

180. LOL

I should be ashamed for challenging the Comrade leader even on matters concerning my gender. :D

[Kurovski]

182. Nyet! It is I who am ashamed.

I have failed the State! I have failed my comrade! I have failed Glorious Leader Obama! :-(

I shall have to drown it out with vodka.

Or rather, more vodka.

[malaise]

187. Comrade Leader

Absolutely :toast: :D

[TahitiNut]

185. Sic semper fascistus!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=231748

[malaise]

188. Call that

Communist efficiency. The commandos are deadly serious. :rofl:

add word.

[TahitiNut]

193. There are Romanovs everywhere.

:evilgrin:

[Kurovski]

190. I told of a purge for this Sunday, and was it not delivered?

All glory is now restored to the State, brave comrades!

[malaise]

195. With ruthless efficiency

Stalin would be jealous :D

[TahitiNut]

174. "Rampant reproduction" sounds like fun. That's a platform I can get behind ... or on top of ...

... or something. :evilgrin: (Who am I kidding? "Libido" is synonymous with nostalgia for me.) :dunce:

[Kurovski]

183. Comrade...

all you need do is head to the local infirmary for assistance in any matter needing attention.

For the Glory of the Motherland!

[Ishoutandscream2]

184. Kick for the greatest damned thread ever!

[malaise]

189. I agree 100%

Absolutely!! :D

[Kurovski]

191. All threads are equal in the eyes of The State!

*tee-hee*

[Ishoutandscream2]

192. I stand corrected, Comrade

Again, I beg forgiveness.

[Kurovski]

194. If you will but stand for The State, then all is well and as it ever should be.

Today, there is no need to beg. Perhaps later--when I'm member of Central Committee--then we'll talk grovelling.

[Muttocracy]

199. Comrade Kurovski, where are rest of Comrades? Voting is mandatory!

[Kurovski]

201. Would you care to volunteer with the purge, dear comrade Joe-IOOU?

Please send a list of names. Many thanks.

[Kurovski]

202. ATTENTION PENSIONERS!!! A CHANGE IN YOUR MONTHLY ALLOTMENT!!!

The State has seen fit to grant retirees tens of millions of dollars in funds to be doled out in one lump sum per citizen. This program had previously been approved for a smaller number of our pensioners ( as you may have heard) but if our mighty sister in Communism, China, is willing to lend us the funds, who are we to refuse her? :shrug:

Please sent in proper forms through the post.

That is all.

[myrna minx]

203. All hail Dear Leader and his glorious ascendancy.

An extra gram of bulgar for all in modest celebration. All hail the glorious State!

[Kurovski]

204. I'm retiring early for the 161 million dollar pension.

All hail Communism and the spreading of wealth!

(I can't believe that you kicked this stinker again. People are going to pummel me.):D

[myrna minx]

205. You will take your pummeling with stoic pride, for it will be for the true Glory.

(Either that or I just wanted to say hello to you on election night!) :D :hi:

[Kurovski]

206. What was I thinking?

Pride, shame, it's all so confusing. :crazy:

Happy Election night, mm! :hug: :hi: