Thought the wingnuts couldn't get any crazier? Who is Obama's REAL FATHER?

[NYCGirl]

This is a pip. And, of course, they have not one shred of real evidence or proof.

http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/my_apologies_to_john_derbyshire/#When:22:41:00Z

To save you the pain of reading the several thousand words encompassing this startling case that will change everything you know forever, Atlas Shrugged thinks that Malcolm X is Barack Obama’s real father. And he was born in Seattle.

Now, you might ask, wouldn’t Obama being born to his mother, an American citizen, and Malcom X, an American citizen, fundamentally destroy the entire case that conservative whackjobs have been building about Obama actually being a foreign citizen who’s ineligible to run for the presidency?

No, as Atlas Shrugged commenter flyingsongster tells us, because they have a backup theory.

Of course they do. Because the first thing they teach in Wingnut Night School is to always back up your work.

"I now understand that at least half of the state attorney generals in the country will challenge Obama’s residency before certifying his nomination. Lawsuits will be filed to clarify Obama’s birth in the United States.

Until today I simply believed that Obama was born in Hawaii. After doing some research I found it is not so clear cut. Obama may have been born in Canada or even Kenya. The birth certificate he has provided as proof of live birth is flawed. The first one his election team provided had no certification seal. The second had the seal and fold marks.

There is also a “Barrack Hussein Mohamed Obama” born on 23 August 1961 in Canada—which is where people are saying Obama was really born—not Hawaii."

[and-justice-for-all]

1. The amount of ignorance make my head hurt..nt

[LaurenG]

2. Keith O said it could be him, he fit the opposite profile too.

Yay Keith!

[Taverner]

3. To which I truly say - WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?????

Hey maybe Ben Vereen is his dad?

Or Lou Rawls?

Or Louis Farakkhan ?

Or Al Roker?

I mean, they're all BLACK right???

[wtmusic]

4. Total BS...he is Eldridge Cleaver and Angela Davis' love child nt

[Dr Fate]

5. I heard he is Rosmary's Baby. n/t

n/t

[onehandle]

6. He was born in a manger in Tehran.

You heard it here first.

[hobbit709]

7. Get your X-Large roll of tinfoil here!

hurry before it's too late

[EFerrari]

8. LOL!

:rofl:

[FrenchieCat]

9. Malcom X?

Malcom X was 1/4 White...which would make Barack more White than Black at that point. :rofl:

[onethatcares]

10. how could the freepers handle that?

a white black guy. I mean they'd totally go bezonkers trying to figure out to the last percentile how much black and how much white he is composed of.

:crazy:

[edbermac]

11. Barack, I am your father!

Come with me! Together we'll rule the galaxy as father and son!

[Nydari]

17. lmao

Sad to say my mother and some co-workers keep talking about this like its gods truth.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

12. Now that's some industrial strength stupid.

AFAIK the freepers have now declared Obama to have been born in every country on the planet with the sole exception of the United States.

[louis-t]

13. An' he coulda been born in Japan or Hong Kong

maybe it was Liverpool or London, Florence or Venice. An' the birth certificate had his name mis-spelled an' was typed with a Microsoft program that wasn't invented in the '60's an' blah bleh blah blah...... :crazy:

[KayLaw]

14. Well, actually . . .

I do believe ONE of the candidates was born outside the US.

[ulysses]

15. I am.

The facts that I'm white and younger than he is are irrelevant. They've found me out.

:silly:

[kestrel91316]

16. Dummies. He was born in Kenya AND in Canada. And probably Teheran and

Havana, too.

[NoPasaran]

19. Plus he was the Fifth Beatle, the Man In The Iron Mask, and the Twelfth Cylon too!

:scared:

[Liberal Veteran]

18. We should spread the rumor that Ronald Reagan is Barack's father...

...and watch their tiny little heads explode.

[ColbertWatcher]

20. That's insulting. n/t

[vanderBeth]

21. Maybey-Just MAYBE- He took after his mother's side

I mean he looks just like his maternal grandfather

[Javaman]

22. Wow, just wow.

speechless, simply speechless.