Some of the things that you will get with a McCain administration

[ck4829]

The Secretary of Defense, John Hagee, launched nuclear missiles at Israel on Monday. Hagee said that Iran launched them and that "If you guys don't retaliate now and start the rapture... I mean get vengeance, then more Iranian missiles will get you guys!"

The Secretary of the Treasury, Phil Gramm, has said that reports of people starving in the streets are all made up by the liberal media. He also had no comment on Exxon's record profits for this quarter.

The Secretary of Health and Human Services, Thomas Muthee, has said that universal health care is the work of witches and all proponents of it shall be hunted down.

[atommom]

1. Vice President Palin continues to work on her "barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen" initiative.

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. Sec. of Def. John C Hagee.

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[dixiegrrrrl]

3. In a knee jerk of denial, McCain has cut all Alzheimer's and PTSD funding.