THE GAY!

[givemebackmycountry]

At a McCain rally today, Missouri homeboy Kit Bond (wtf kind of name is Kit anyway?) mentioned THE GAY!
With all due respect (and there ain't much of it) what the eff is THE GAY!

THE GAY!

"I was driving to work this morning, minding my own business, and I was stopped at a red light and I turned to my left and there it was, THE GAY!"

"I was at the Publix, and I was buying some dog food, and I saw these two girls talking and stuff, and they kind of looked like they were together, and ummmmm I just knew it was THE GAY!

"Well, we were at the movies, and we were seeing that new Clint Eastwood movie, and there were these two guys, and they were sitting in front of us, and they showed the previews for that new Rachel gets married movie, and one of them said I want to see that, and right there I knew they were THE GAY!

"Well, I heard this teacher at my kids school has a BOYFRIEND and I'm scared because this teacher is a guy and I'm afraid that well you know, he's one of those, you know... THE GAY!

My GLBT brothers and sisters, you have no idea how much I'm pulling for you.

THE GAY!


Kit Bond blow me, and I might not even tell anyone that your THE GAY!

Have I mentioned how much I hate these people?

[cliffordu]

1. I got the gay on me once. It wasn't so bad.

[ulysses]

3. great toaster recommendations, I hear.

[cliffordu]

9. Yep.

[Richard Steele]

12. I once caught a case of that "48-hour gay" that's spread by close friends who drop by with beer...

...to keep you company when your girlfriend is out of town for a month.

I got better. :shrug:

[cliffordu]

14. I caught mine in college. Kind of like the Freshman 15,

But with a beard and really great weed.

[Richard Steele]

20. A beard? Oh, the HUMANITIES!

Then again, great weed makes up for a lot, Itellyawhut!

[cliffordu]

23. No kidding.

Then there was my boss at the City job I had.....

But we just claimed that was a bromance.....heh.

[Conza88]

2. Haha

"The Gay" - a cloud of extreme happiness? lol

[rosesaylavee]

4. No way?!

How stupid is that? How "statesman-like" of him.

I have wanted to see the end of this crowd so badly... crooks, fear-mongerers, bigots, single-faceted stupid people.

[frickaline]

5. is it anything like

the blamange?

[pepperbear]

6. OK I'll admit it.....I'M THE GAY! n/t

[Neshanic]

7. Who the GAY?

[justiceischeap]

8. I'm The Gay!

:hi: Welcome to "The Gay," it's the new craze "blowing" across the plains!

[Neshanic]

10. It's like the dance craze sweeping the nation "The Gay".

[Fearless]

11. Can someone explain to me...

Why someone could be so afraid of someone turning others gay when they themselves cannot ever be turned? ...I guess my failing is expecting a real answer.

Oh, and Mr. Bond... I too am happy to represent the gay teachers of this nation. If you've got a problem with us then come say it to my face.

NTF

[originalpckelly]

13. I caught THE GAY while playing footsie once...

well, at least that's how I think I caught it.

[Cerridwen]

15. Off topic - Christopher Houston "Kit" Carson

Yeah, I know. I'm a real kill-joy.

Christopher Houston "Kit" Carson

Also see: Carson City, NV the state capital of the state of Nevada.

Love 'im, hate 'im. He's part of US history.

[proud2BlibKansan]

16. He is such a weasel

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

17. It kind of sounds like a superhero action team.

The Guardians of Adirondack Yeomanry or something.

"Our plot to steal to steal the poor farmer's land would have gone perfectly were it not for the GAY. Curses!"

[chollybocker]

18. If you catch the gay

I suggest Vick's Vapo-Rub, lots of bed rest, bible study and hours of STRAIGHT porn.

[Stinky The Clown]

19. They used to have a salve for The Gay, didn't they?

Rachel did a bit on this tonight.

[silverojo]

21. "The gay" is used like "the homeless"

Referring to a group of people: the gay, the homeless, the disenfranchised, etc. I don't know why people are getting worked up about this, when McStain's policies are falling on the deaf ears of "the disgusted". :)

[LiberalHeart]

22. The Kit is a bigot.

[Neshanic]

24. "The Gay" official song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MUyixyLVV8

[elshiva]

25. I'm THE BI