Sarah Palin is a post turtle - from a friend of mine

[LibertyLover]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand had been caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old rancher saw the doctor was still puzzled, so he continued his explanation. "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with."

[burythehatchet]

1. Perfect. Proud to be the first rec

[ivycat]

2. just so you know.....

not to rain on your parade, but this "joke" was going around my office a couple of weeks ago, only about Obama.

[emlev]

4. and I heard it about Bush in 2000 n/t

[Ghost in the Machine]

6. Yep... I even made a (bad) graphic for it..

[emlev]

9. Ewwwwww n/t

[Pavulon]

3. turtle

[BrklynLiberal]

5. That joke must have been written with her in mind.

[FlyingSquirrel]

7. no kiddin!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

8. GW too

[Ms. Toad]

10. Been posted here about a dozen times already...

do a search on post turtle.

[Laelth]

11. That's priceless. LOL. Funny because it's so true.

Merrily stealing that one!

The United States is a LIBERAL Country.

:dem:

-Laelth