Will black Muslim terrorists force me into a gay marriage after they take my bible & guns?

[Philosoraptor]

That Barack Obama just scares me!

[lojack]

1. That's not even the worst of it!

Have you seen his terrorist fist jab?

[justiceischeap]

2. Only if you're lucky! ;) nt

[KansDem]

3. Right before they take all your money and redistribute it...(nt)

[Philosoraptor]

30. Virtually ALL of my money will be distributed to the pizza delivery man

[KansDem]

36. Well, we do have priorities to consider...

Make mine anchovies and jalapenos, please! :9

[Solly Mack]

4. You forgot the forced abortions!

[wryter2000]

7. I'm so scared

I've already had a hysterectomy, but they'll make me have an abortion, anyway.

[Solly Mack]

14. I know....it's just horrible what those godless-money carrying heathens will force us to do!

[mikeytherat]

17. I'm a dude and I'LL be forced to have one!

"Forced abortions for everyone."

They said it on the tee-vee, so it must be true.

mikey_the_rat

[wryter2000]

24. Yikes

That sounds extra painful. I thought they were just going to make the dudes recite poetry and sing kumbaya.

[auburngrad82]

5. At least he will let you play with his toys. nt

[Philosoraptor]

6. I can't afford retributions!

[shadowknows69]

8. Yes you are doomed

Better learn to play basketball too as I hear bowling will be outlawed immediately.

[sweetpotato]

9. Not until after you have the abortion.

[OneGrassRoot]

10. And burkas. Can't forget the burkas women will be forced to wear. n/t

[Voice for Peace]

11. you're going to be tortured till you are filled with hope

[Idealism]

12. thats not even the worst of it

I hear Dave Chappelle is his preferred Secretary of State and hes pulling Ken Lay out of jail to head the Department of Energy. Also don't forget that Hammas will take over the National Guard's role.

[zeemike]

13. Not only that but

It will be an interracial gay marriage and they will give you an enema just to make sure you are not hiding a baby up your ass...
After that they will make you prostrate yourself before a statue of the Anti-Christ and tattoo a 666 on your forehead.

My god I love hate politics.

[krispos42]

15. Depends

Are they pro-choice, homosexual, vegan, enviromentalist black Muslim terrorists from Caliornia or Massachusettes that want to adopt children and force me into a gay marriage after they take my Bible and guns?

Cuz that would just be unacceptable.

[stray cat]

16. yes - thats exactly what will happen

[dmallind]

18. Yep

And then take 95% of all your income above poverty level, force you to tune in to liberal talk radio, make everybody a member of a union and disband the army. After that it's stopping you from choosing a doctor, making Viagra illegal and making you wait six months to get a mammogram or prostate exam.

[tjwash]

19. Only after they circumsize you and force you to eat at Olive Garden

nt

[OneGrassRoot]

26. ....

:rofl:

[Philosoraptor]

28. I will NOT eat at Olive Garden!

[tjwash]

34. It is required by law now comrade, I suggest you get used to bread sticks.

[youthere]

20. Only after he tackles you and performs an abortion.

[LeftinOH]

21. Well, duh! That's why I'm voting for him.......n/t

[Jed Dilligan]

22. I sincerely hope so! That would be rad.

[LSK]

23. Nothing to worry about Comrade

The Al Queda Communists will take care of you.

[distantearlywarning]

25. Didn't you hear?

Every woman in America will be forced to don a perma-burka the day after McCain concedes. I heard it at Free Republic, so it MUST be true! :crazy:

[Philosoraptor]

27. Will burqas be brightly colored or the standard flat black?

[ColbertWatcher]

29. ...

[Philosoraptor]

31. Just put a flag on her face and do it for Old Glory!

[ColbertWatcher]

32. Country First! n/t

[DeeDeeNY]

33. Don't worry, it will be quick. Sleeper cells are waiting to pounce!!!!

[Philosoraptor]

35. Beware of Socialist trick or treat infiltraitors!