QUICK!!!! Libby Dole is showing up next door WHAT SHOULD I ASK HER???

[TalkingDog]

Now! time is of the essence...

[tekisui]

1. WHy does she lie and hate god.

[madmax]

2. Throw a PIE!!!!!

[TalkingDog]

8. only got tootsie rolls n/t

[madmax]

23. awe nuts!

:hug:

[Edweird]

48. Use a slingshot!

:evilgrin:

[Sanity Claws]

3. Has she saved enough money for retirement?

[tekisui]

4. Aske here where has she been, so absesnt in the senate and never in NC.

[Marie26]

16. Ask her why she never responds to my letters!

As a constituent, I'm hurt. :rofl:

[flakey_foont]

21. Same here

I have written her a few times....never got a response.

[Marie26]

39. That's like the minimum required of a Senator

"Send out form letters to respond to constituents". And she can't even be bothered to do that. Sen. Burr will at least respond. I'll be very glad when Liddy goes away.

[MidwestTransplant]

5. Ask her if she supports McCain's marxist plan to buy up bad mtgages and rewrite them

so the gov't absorbs the loss on house prices.

[TalkingDog]

35. I was going with this one....she never even got over my way

but I did hear the local Rep. HQ guy say that one of the PAC's supporting Kaye Hagen, the Dem. opposition was pure unadulterated evil. (Godless Americans - an atheist group)

Isn't that slander?

[MidwestTransplant]

38. Thanks! Tod bad you didn't get to talk to her.

[blueknight]

6. ask her why

the neocons let their party be hijacked by the religeous right, and why they cant run a decent campaign without being so fucking dirty

[Sequoia]

7. If it says Libby, Libby, Libby

on the label, label, label
will you like, like, like it
on your table, table, table?

[libnnc]

25. LIDDY. Not Libby

The Libbys of the world approve this message. x(

[TalkingDog]

37. sorry, you are right, it IS Liddy....typing too fast...n/t

[Sequoia]

40. I beg to differ with you on that.

[KamaAina]

45. I hear that soon-to-be-ex-Sen. Dole HATES being called "Libby"

so the answer to the OP is: Ask her anything you want, anything at all -- but be sure to call her "Libby". Then stand back and watch the fun as she erupts, McLoser-style. :P

[sandnsea]

9. Who paid for Joe the Plumber's welfare? n/t

[fulllib]

10. Ask her about the audio in her commercial

that pretends to be her opponent saying "There is no God!" on Huffpost.

[Fla Dem]

11. Why would she accuse her opponent of being Godless?

See post further down. Why hasn't she spent anytime in the state until her reelection was in trouble?

Link to Godless Campaign ad.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4331449

[Drunken Irishman]

12. Ask her why she has to trash her opponent's religion.

And that it's very unChristian of her to do so.

[Marie26]

13. Get out the cell phone

Shout "There is no God!!" REALLY loud while Liddy is talking & post it on YouTube.

[bigtree]

17. *winner*

:bounce:

[racaulk]

14. Where has she been for the last 6 years?

[BeFree]

15. Can Bob Vote for her?

Why is she rated 93rd?

[Lex]

18. Why was she only in NC sixteen days last year? Shouldn't she live here?

nt

[Hawkowl]

19. Got one for you

Ask her why she voted with shrub 92% of the time.

Why should you vote for the senator ranked as the 93rd out of 100 as most effective?

Why is she so weak and ineffective?

[TheCowsCameHome]

20. How she plans to spend her upcoming retirement

[guitar man]

22. ask her

if Joe the Plumber's crack makes her hot? :rofl:

[OneGrassRoot]

24. Who's her plastic surgeon, and does the Viagra still work? n/t

[yellowcanine]

33. Heh. A question about Viagra is what occured to me also. Naughty naughty.

[Jed Dilligan]

26. did she feel comfortable referring to her husband's geriatric boners on tv?

[leftchick]

27. how many days has she spent in NC

not including campaign time!

fuck liddy!

[seasat]

28. Does she hide Bob's viagra?

Is she jealous of Brittany Spears?

[zipplewrath]

29. Is regulation important

Ask her if she believes now that regulation is important and whether she agrees with the statement that "government isn't the solution, it is the problem"?

As a sort of follow up. If she believes that government is the problem, why would you elect someone to run the government that thinks it can't do anything useful.

[stoge18]

30. Does Bob clutch that pen when he sleeps. n/t

[lazyriver]

31. Ask her what she's planning on doing now that her political career

is just about over.

[DarthDem]

32. Lack of Physical Presence in North Carolina

. . . and does she therefore support statehood for the District of Columbia so she (and hell, Bob!) could run for Senate from there?

[FloridaJudy]

34. Tell her you're planning on buying a plumbing business...

Hey! It worked for Joe.

Maybe you can get a book deal out of it, too.

[muriel_volestrangler]

36. What the commandment about 'bearing false witness' says (nt)

[lunatica]

41. No one thought to ask her about VIAGRA! No one?! ON DU?!

What's the matter with everyone! Isn't there a single prurient innuendo snark here?

[lunatica]

42. OK I see someone did ask about viagra. My faith is restored... n/t

[ThomWV]

43. How can she call herself North Carolina's Senator when she doesn't live there?

15 days out of 2 years.

[mascarax]

46. So where does she live? VA?

I'm curious now...I'm in MN so don't keep up with this lovely couple. Although I did donate to Kay Hagen (just don't care for the Doles, what can I say).

Does she even live with Bob?

Do they have a house in NC for the 15 days?

Yes, I could do an online search but thought you all might have some entertaining responses!

[eauclaireliberal]

44. How about a dog? Do you have a big, big dog?

One that needs a long session with Caesar Milan?

[RedLetterRev]

47. I got a picture of your back yard where Biddy Dole crash-landed

the damage doesn't look too bad. Tell her to get back on her aircraft and head her ass back wherever she came from. And STAY THERE!

[Orsino]

49. Ask her which she hates more: church elders or Sunday school teachers?

Or desperate liars?

[tsuki]

50. Why do you hate NC? Only here 13 days a year. nt

[morillon]

51. If she's lost her damn mind? n/t

[Fla Dem]

52. Sooooo TalkingDog, did she knock on your door? Update please n/t

[TalkingDog]

53. The Republican election HQ is next door.

The only reason I knew she was coming was some guy came in the shop and said he was wasting time til she got there.

Statesville has about 123K people in the county and 23K people in the city. About 125 people showed up.

She stood in the parking lot of a failed business, across the street from the day old bread store and adjacent to a building that's been empty for several years.

Did they talk about the economy? No. Did they talk about jobs? No. They talked about Kay Hagan and why Democrats were going to ruin the country.

I left after a minute or two because, once the speechifying started, it was obvious I wasn't going to get to move through the small crowd to where she was.

The Spousal Unit said when he arrived, they were asking how many people had email. Less than half raised their hands. So you know the age and education range we are talking here.....

I did make contact with 2 protestors, dressed in Dorothy and Tin Man outfits. The tin man was carrying a gas can with "Dole (hearts) big Oil" on it.

I startled the young woman by walking up behind her and leaning over to whisper DemocraticUnderground.com

After she recovered, I repeated the site. If they show up here: WELCOME!!!

[Marrah_G]

54. Ask her if Jesus thinks it's okay to bear false witness against someone.