WTF! Half asleep does not pay this close to an election!

[lonestarnot]

My kitchen is half covered in sugar! :rofl:

Obama will lose!

My friends, it's not looking too good for my plans for the White House. But, there is still time! Here's some specific things YOU can do to help ME get elected:

1. Take a look at my bold, maverick plan for Iraq. Then pass it on. If you're lucky, your family could be part of the solution in Iraq:
http://electjohnmccain2008.com/iraq_plan.html

2. Pay no attention to Republicans like General Colin Powell or Scott McClellan who have recently endorsed Barack Obama. And, please don't consider the fact that more US troops have contributed to Obama's campaign than to mine. My friends, I assure you, if I'm elected, not only will I finish the job in Iraq...I will also send troops to finally finish the job in Vietnam!

3. Finally, please take a gander at my favorite News and Youtubes:
http://electjohnmccain2008.com/more_news.html


*Don't forget: Obama is a Muslim, Arab, Terrorist, Socialist, Communist, Homosexual Elitist who wants to tax the air you breath and send the money to Al Qaeda! With your help, my friends, Obama will lose!


May God bless America's Wars for Peace!


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[varelse]

1. That looks like satire

very well done, imo.

[mmonk]

2. Lol

[canetoad]

3. It's a satire site

and meant to be anti-war.

Right click on the fuzzy text below the signature on page one and select view image to see the site's real intent.

[lonestarnot]

5. Damn! I could have blown up my computer!

:rofl: I need a cup of coffee first! :rofl:

[lonestarnot]

4. Oh Jesus, I'm half asleep and haven't had my first cup of coffee. I'll read more carefully!

:rofl: My adrenalin was pumping!

[pipi_k]

6. hahahaahah OMG

I almost fell for it until I read the line about finishing the job in Vietnam...


:rofl:

[lonestarnot]

7. LOL! I could have sold what happened here this morning!

:rofl: