It's Republican Desperation Time! What October Surprise are they planning?

[ck4829]

[HereSince1628]

1. Tonite is a "Raiders Moon" What do you think happens on moonless nights

in Southwest Asia?

[MNDemNY]

3. Not a new moon there.

[MNDemNY]

2. Other:

Giant Lobster-like monsters.

[Mike 03]

4. I'm worried about the proliferation of incursions into Pakistan

Even though I can't think of a single reason that Bush would want to help McCain in light of all the things McCain has had to say about Bush, I don't like the rise in number of strikes in Pakistan. It looks like they are trying to get Bid Laden, although I fail to see how McCain could ever get the credit for this. He is such a sissy.

Obama: "How can Senator McCain say he would follow Bin Laden to the gates of hell when he won't even follow him to the cave where he lives?!"

[hisownpetard]

5. Other: Palin's gonna bleach her hair blond and sing "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" in a breathy

voice for her next campaign video.

[Sinti]

6. Fake the Second Coming?

Craazzzy religion, it's not just for fundies anymore. I hear they have some awesome hologram tech - Prince Charles used it to appear and speak at a global energy conference in Abu Dhabi. No rapture though - I guess they'd just figure they weren't holy enough. I bet they could make it work. Short of that -- blow up the world?

Video of cool and eco-friendly hologram tech:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf5esT95Glw