Ease Your Minds... I 100% Guarantee Obama Will Win This Thing Outright. 100% Money Back Guarantee.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

And as you all know, I'm always right. Always. :P

The money back guarantee? To put action behind my guarantee, I promise, nay, VOW, that OMC will never ever post on these boards again if Obama loses.

[tekisui]

1. We win either way!

:rofl:

I ked. You aren't going anywhere. Obama will win!

[InvisibleTouch]

2. Bargaining with the Universe.

In November 2000 I sat in my car in the grad school parking lot and promised the Universe a whole list of things if only Gore would win. I never did finish my Ph.D, so you know how that one went!

In November 2004 I offered John Kerry one of my "Last-Minute Miracles" - the way things always managed to come together at the very last moment when all hope seemed lost. Well, we know how that one went too (and I kinda ran out of Miracles for myself, too). :/

THIS year I'm not promising anyone ANYTHING! I'll just keep my meddlesome little fingers out of the mix and let the Universe do its job. Feels a lot better this time around!

[The Straight Story]

3. Damn, now I am rooting for McCain

:rofl:
Just kidding old friend! How have you been of late anyway?

[Forkboy]

4. I need glasses. I read that as "Erase your minds.."

:crazy:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

5. Oh FUCK! Looking Around DU It Seems Others Did Too, And LISTENED!!!!

[deaniac21]

6. Safe BET!