GAWD wants you to vote McCain-Palin!

[Taverner]

http://www.fellowpatrioticamericans.com/

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[Lerkfish]

1. well, then its a good thing he's not pushing the buttons for me.

[get the red out]

2. That's funny?

She told me Obama absolutely rocked and I had better vote Obama or that would be a blot on my Karma for sure!

Those people must have been talking to somebody other than God.

[Contrary1]

3. God hasn't been registered to vote for centuries...

so He can't complain when Obama wins the election next week.

[RedLetterRev]

4. Obviously somebody's got more than a few squirrels runnin' around

loose in their attic. I couldn't look at that page more than a couple of seconds because I'd just eaten lunch.

Betcha a nickel against a bucket of shyte the site owner's a chickenhawk.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

5. God gets a celestial woody when he sees Sarah in her new wardrobe.

[yellowcanine]

6. If you are going to use fundy terms you have to get it right. It is "GAWD-DUH"

Two syllables.

[juno jones]

7. Oh THAT god.

The one who's afraid people will lose their faith in him if they are exposed to comic books and birth control. Mr. Jealousy. Well, as far as I can tell, jeaolusy is not a desirable trait in a human let alone a god and a faith which can be ended by mere expose to culture, that uranium 235 of the soul, is a small and feeble one that is not representitive of real spiritual knowledge.

I much prefer Gods and Goddesses who aren't so hung up on themselves and busy smiting unbelievers. I really like the ones who are so deep and profound that they trancend gender, space, time and blur into quantum physics.

THAT god. PUL-ese. He is a small and petty god and as such should be ignored.