The official Sarah Palin campaign song

[1620rock]

The official Sarah Palin campaign song

(With apologies to Sam Cooke)

Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the french I took

But I do know what I will do
And I know that if you help me to
What a wonderful world this would be

Don't know much about geography
Don't know much trigonometry
Don't know much about algebra
Don't know what a computer's for

But I do know that one and one is two (I think)
And if this one could be a shooo..in too
What a wonderful world this would be

Now I don't claim to be an "A" student
And I'm trying to be
So maybe by being a dumb bell baby
I can win your vote for me

Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the french I took

But I do know that I love to screw
And I know that I will screw you too
What a wonderful world this would be

La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(History)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(Biology)
La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(Science book)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(French I took)

But I do know that I love to screw
And I know that I will screw you too
What a wonderful world this would be

[ShortnFiery]

1. How about Alice Cooper's "Black Widow"

vincent price speaks)

Leaving lepidoptera...Please, don't touch the display,
little boy, aha cute! Moving to the next aisle we have
arachnida, the spiders, our...finest collection.
This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi,
unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa
raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of
the skin (laugh). And here, my prize, the Black
Widow. Isn't she lovely?...And so deadly. Her kiss is
fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.
You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say
that it attacks the central nervous system causing
intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in
breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions
and, finally...Death. You know what I think I love the
most about her is her inborn need to dominate,
possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation
of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the
species she kills and eats him...(laugh) oh, she is
delicious...And I hope he was! Such power and dignity
...unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a
slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled
this world as a stumbling dimented child-king long
enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black
Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!

These words he speaks are true
We're all humanary stew if
We don't pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow

The horror that she brings
The horror of her sting
The unholiest of queens
The Black Widow

Our minds will be her toy
And every girl and boy will learn to be employed by
The Black Widow

Love me
Yes we love me
Love her
Yes we love her
Love me
Yes we love her

She sits upon her throne and picks at all the bones of her
Husbands and her
Wives she's devoured
She stares with a gleam
With a laugh so obscene at the virgins and the children
She's deflowered

Love me
Yes we love me
Love her
Yes we love her
Love me
Yes we love her
Love me
Yes we love her

Our thoughts are hot and crazed
Our brains are webbed in haze
Of mindless senseless daze
The Black Widow

These words she speaks are true
We're all humanary stew
If we don't pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow

[1620rock]

2. Wow, first time I have read that. Thanks.

[davsand]

3. Better be careful--everyone ELSE sues when their songs get used this election.

Seems like nobody wants to be associated with McPalin and they get kinda pissy if any of their music gets used for that campaign. I promise not to rat you out this time...


:evilgrin:



Laura