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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 06:16 PM
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So, here's the assignment, kids:
Remember when Fox headlined the outcome of the Scooter trial by saying "Libby found not guilty of lying to FBI," thereby sorta passing over the 4 charges he WAS convicted of?

Well, I have to do a 10-minute routine & one of the bits I want to do is about a guy applying for a job as a Fox headline writer. The interviewer keeps coming up with outlandish stories about White House disasters, & the candidate has to provide positive-spin headlines for the disasters.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 06:26 PM
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3. That's easy






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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 07:05 PM
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4. FOX NEWS- Single-handedly Countering Liberal Bias in News
with special commentary by our #1 spokesman, Dennis Kucinich.

you did mean this as a comedic routine?
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