Mayor In Russia Says He Can See Sarah Palin Showering From His House

[Edweird]

-I hope this isn't a repost...

( Provideniya , Russia ) Governor Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential
nominee, has said that she can see Russia from her house. Across the Bering
Strait in Provideniya Bay sits the town of Provideniya , Russia and its mayor
Dimitri Andropov. He says that he can see Palin showering from HIS house. “And
it is very nice.”

Mayor Andropov added that his small town, like America , is transfixed with the
buxom Governor. “We have a shower watchman on duty 24/7. And when the delightful
Palin turns on the water and lets down her hair, the alarm sounds, telling
everyone to rush to my house for a show. The kids love it.”

Leonid Andropov, the Mayor’s brother, said that the ability to see Palin shower
has given him and the other men a newfound respect for her. “She’s a very
thorough cleaner, which is tough when one is dealing with moose guts, wolf blood
and oil…And she doesn’t have a mustache, which is just a big plus for us.”

In a spontaneous Q&A at a Phoenix donut shop, Sarah Palin said that she’s okay
with the Russians watching her shower. “I’m flattered. And hopefully my
cleanliness can inspire them to go after freedom, liberty and democracy...so
that they can create jobs, get more freedom and liberty to help the economic
job search, then hunt down the terror loving terrorists and change their nation
of human people for the better.”

“All I heard from that speech was change, and change to us is bad,” said Mayor
Andropov. “If John McCain wins the election he will take our water
princess to shower in Washington D.C…We don’t want that to happen… Everything
else Governor Palin said did not make sense. But that’s okay, because
we like to watch Sarah the same way she likes to watch Saturday Night Live, with
the sound turned down.”

In other news, Bill Clinton announced his candidacy for Mayor of Provideniya.

[aquart]

1. I notice there's no link, dear. Onion?

[LynnTheDem]

4. Ted Rall?

That's my guess.

[Edweird]

6. It was sent to me via email... no link, sorry

[mmonk]

2. .

:rofl:

[LynnTheDem]

3. ROTFL!!!

Too funny! And it does show what level Palin's "I'm an expert on foreign policy coz I can see Russia from my kitchen window" is at.

[hvn_nbr_2]

5. K&R but you really should tell the source if you didn't write it yourself. nt

[Edweird]

7. It was sent to me via email... no link, sorry

I'm not the author.

[Ghost in the Machine]

12. Why would someone say "-I hope this isn't a repost..." if they wrote it themselves??

:shrug:

[TheDoorbellRang]

8. Sounds like a Borowitz piece

funny stuff

[suninvited]

9. All references to that piece

seem to link back to "Lost News: All the News that's Left to Print". I think that is where it originated.

http://www.thelostnews.com/the-front-page/2008/9/30/mayor-in-russia-says-he-can-see-sarah-palin-showering-from-h.html

[Edweird]

13. That looks like it to me...

High Five!
:thumbsup:

[Mollis]

10. Ha

that's pretty good

[Cleita]

11. Does Todd hose her down in the back yard?

Or doesn't she draw the shades in the bathroom?

:rofl: