In honor of "Joe" the "plumber" what shall "George" be called January 20, 2009?

[ColbertWatcher]

We've been having so much fun with "Joe" the "plumber," that we may have missed a great opportunity, until now.

Please post your "retirement name" for George W. Bush in reply.

Here's mine:
George the Fugitive War Criminal

(ADDED LATE)

Please post George's "retirement name" in the form of "George, the ____________"

Thank you, management

[Warren Stupidity]

1. Long distance.

[AuntPatsy]

2. Inmate number 911?

[ColbertWatcher]

4. I changed the OP, to come up with a "George, the ___" name! Your post is still funny, tho n/t

[tavalon]

3. George the Fucktard

Not really fair though, I've been calling him that for quite a while now.

[Papillon]

5. George, the failure.

[Vickers]

6. George the Worst President EVAR

:P

[Kerrytravelers]

7. George, the International War Criminal.

[sandrakae]

8. Worst President this nation has ever seen.

[Randomthought]

9. George the Felon

[rebel with a cause]

10. George the idiot that backed mccain and all he got out of it

was an investigation that uncovered all his failings.

[ColbertWatcher]

11. LOL! That will be a heckuva lot of hyphens! n/t

[kitty1]

12. George the Dumber

[unhappycamper]

13. Fuckwad the Lesser. n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

15. I kinda think he was a Greater Fuckwad. n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. George the Pariah

[SpiralHawk]

16. George, the former Commander AWOL.

Republicons love them their vast legion of chickenhawks.

[malaise]

17. George

the clusterfuck

[Love Bug]

18. George the unemployed

[MotorCityMan]

19. "George, the Forgotten"

Better yet, "George, Who?"

Or "George, Destroyer of the Bush family name (what was left of it)"

[DS1]

20. George the Latrine Filler

[JHB]

21. red-rump. n/t

[DemoTex]

22. George the Divorced

According to this weeks tabloids, Laura is divorcing the Drunk-in-Chief and will get $15-million and a mansion in Highland Park (Dallas).

[caraher]

23. George the Embarrassment

Of course, since the original Joe isn't really much of a plumber, "George the President" would be a perfectly valid, parallel title for him today

[Marrah_G]

24. George the Mighty Brush Clearer !

[Aristus]

25. George, The Permanent Fixture On The Rubber Chicken Conservative Lecture Circuit.

Difficult to fit on a business card, I know, but...

[LeftHander]

26. George the Bushwacker....

[Spirochete]

27. The defendant, hopefully. n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

28. George the Republican Slayer and Fiasco Chimp

[MarkInCA]

29. George the Paraguayan

That's where he'll be.

[halobeam]

30. George, the gaffe.

[Baldameer]

31. George the "Decider"

Have we all forgotten?? :)

[Baldameer]

32. George the "Bumblefutz" Bush

:) This is his Alias