Damn Chris Matthews just dick slapped Nancy Pwhatever

[rcrush]

I almost felt sorry for her.

[lynettebro440]

1. Not me I hate that bitch

He smacked her silly, that was priceless though.

[LSparkle]

3. Damn! I missed it! Will have to catch repeat!

I loved it when Mark Greene couldn't even pronounce her
name and called her "Nancy Pluffenhuffer" or something
(!).

[rateyes]

2. "You've got a candidate who doesn't know the job description."

:rofl: With all of her shopping at Nieman-Marcus or Saks, she should have gone someplace and picked up a copy of the Constitution."

Love it.

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. !!!

:spray:

[eShirl]

4. he SCHOOLED Pufnstuff!

[EmeraldCityGrl]

5. She couldn't defend Palin's stupidity. It's over.

[janethussein]

6. Chris just ripped Pootenpooper a

new pooper-hole ! Love love loved it !!!

:rofl:

[sickinohio]

12. Pootenpooper -

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Speck Tater]

8. Two hours till it hits the west coast. I'll watch. NT

[goclark]

29. Just saw it on the West Coast -- K and R

[But....]

9. Damn...

I missed it(listening to the Clash instead) will catch the 7 showing:bounce:

[Critters2]

10. Poor Nancy Pfluffernutter.

I've known lots of Kraut Americans with Pfunny names. Nancy Pfluffernutter is an embarrassment to them all!

[JitterbugPerfume]

14. KRAUT Americans?

?

low blow

[Critters2]

15. I am one. With an obvious Kraut last name. It's what we call ourselves,

and have as long as I can remember. Though, when I was preparing to move to Chicago from a very German small town, a retired pastor there offered me some advice. "Never use the word 'kraut' in Chicago. I know we all do it here, but they're very touchy about it up there for some reason. So, when you use the word 'Kraut' in the city, there'd better be cabbage involved somehow." So, I never used the word in the city. But everywhere else I've lived, we use it. Except when referring to Norwegians. For obvious reasons.

[meow2u3]

27. Don't insult a delicious sandwich

by comparing it to Pfluffnstuff.

[DS1]

11. some people might like that

:shrug:

[WarbirdForObama]

13. For us poor encaged Office Rats

Video, please, give us video!!

[Baldameer]

25. Here is a link to the transcript and video

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/22/chris-matthews-battles-na_n_137030.html

enjoy :)

[trueblue2007]

34. what a great segment. Chris Matthews was great

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/22/chris-matthews-battles-na_n_137030.html

October 22, 2008 05:53 PM

Yesterday, Sarah Palin was asked to describe the duties of the Vice President, which is something she'd never before been briefed on by anyone other than maybe Dick Cheney, because she answered by straight making stuff up off the top of her topsy-tailed dome:

PALIN: A Vice President has a really great job because not only are they there to support the President's agenda, they are like the team member, the teammate to the president. They are in charge of the United States Senate. If they want to, they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that make life better.
Oh. But? No! Of course, the Vice President is not "in charge" of the Senate, and, similarly, does not have the opportunity to "really get in there with the senators" and "make a lot of good policy." I know this to be the case because, if Palin became Vice President, she'd face a Senate run by ... uhm ... the Democratic Party. I also know this because I successfully graduated from elementary school.

But someone had to go on Hardball tonight and battle Chris Matthews over this weird statement from Palin, and, apparently, "real Virginian" Nancy Pfotenhauer drew the short straw. Since she couldn't just go on and say something truthful like, "Chris, look. I don't know if you've noticed, but our Veep candidate is sort of a dumbass with a lot of pluck," she instead had to say weird crap like this:

I'm not a Constitutional scholar, but I have been reading a commentary on this that seems to be that people are parsing her words and she was trying to explain to a young child what the Vice President would do.
But Palin wasn't talking to a young child, she was talking to a grown-up news reporter! And you don't need to be a Constitutional scholar to know that the duties of the Vice President is to step in as President if the Chief Executive is unable to perform their duties, and to cast tie-breaking votes in the Senate. You can glean this just by being a Constitutional reader. Or just a listener to someone -- anyone -- who knows what the heck they are talking about.

Pfotenhauer, nevertheless, keeps up her crazy attempt to defend Palin, first explaining that Palin was "simplifying the explanation" for the absent child, when in reality she was badly complicating the VP's role, and getting it wrong to boot. Then she insisted that the same standard be applied to Joe Biden, who's never demonstrated a similar ignorance of the role. Eventually, all she can do is sort of sit there and let Chris Matthews shame Palin again and again, by saying things like: "The clothing allowance was right and the prep sessions were not ... By the way, I like the red leather jacket, but what's underneath it is a problem."

[progressoid]

38. Thanks Baldameer!

And welcome to DU. :)

[Winterblues]

16. Did he use his dick or someone else's?

:shrug:

[Gold Metal Flake]

17. WTF is "dick slapped"?

Who made up that stupid phrase? Slang used to be creative and witty. Now people just say any stupid shit. Pathetic.

Anyways, Phuckenliar deserved what she got. She might have to comfort herself by eating a chocolate bar and then waiting an extra minute before throwing it up.

[OneGrassRoot]

36. LMAO!!!!!

:rofl:

Oh man, if I'm ever suicidal, I MUST remember to come to DU, 'cause there is always something -- like this post -- that makes me laugh so hard I nearly piss myself.

LOLOL. Oh shit, I can hardly type.

I was wondering about the "dick slapped" thing, too. Just ewwwwwww.

But then you and your snark and "Phuckenliar" sent me over the edge.

:rofl:

[malaise]

18. That would be Phootenhermouth

Go Nancy - talk!!!! :rofl:

[Bluebear]

19. Wow. Just caught the replay. Somebody finally shut up a GOP talking head.

All she could do was gasp.

[malaise]

35. And gasp she did

:rofl:

[rateyes]

23. How about Phootenmouther??

:rofl:

[malaise]

30. Perfect

:rofl:

[gatorboy]

20. I loved the Seth Rogen lookalike.

He was giving her that :wtf: are you talking about look the entire time.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

21. I had never seen her before

until just now. I'm always in here on DU with mr 'pede watching The Tweets in the background.
Eeeek what a mess. Phootenpatotie's hair...and what's with her lipstick.

Never mind about the lipstick, I answered my own question.

[DemoTex]

22. I just watched on the 7pm re-run.

Nancy Pfuffenuppen looks like she needs some serious Ru$hbo pain medication for that horrible smiley rictus on her face. Has it been surgically implanted? Could she maintain that rictus if informed of a devastating family tragedy? I think so.

[southernleftylady]

24. "dick slapped" thanks alot I will now have dreams of matthews dick slapping her ugh..

great! thanks alot ;)

[plaintiff]

26. He took Viagra and did a pirouette?

:scared:

[Baldameer]

28. LOL just read what the Freepers are saying about it...

These guys are better than any sitcom.... Freepers on Parade. Wheeeeeeeeee!





MSNBC Hardball trash McCain/Palin hour (VANITY BARF ALERT)
http://www.freerepublic.com ^ | 10/22/08 | acsuc99
Posted on 10/22/2008 4:27:07 PM PDT by acsuc99

DO THE REPUBLICANS EVER LEARN??

First that blonde McCain spokesperson Nancy whatever sits there for 10 minutes and lets Matthews go on and on about Palin not knowing what the VP does.

Now Chuck Todd is going on and on about the "FORCED CHEMISTRY" and awkward interview of McCain/Palin during the Brian Williams interview.

Its even WORSE than I am describing. TOTALLY DUMPING ON THEM!!!!

I cant take this anymore!!!!!

TOPICS:
KEYWORDS: mccain; msdnc; msm; palin
Who is Barack Obama? A liar!


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1 posted on 10/22/2008 4:27:07 PM PDT by acsuc99
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On the bright side, the 37 people who ARE watching won’t have enough mental capacity to remember what was said, or pass it on.


2 posted on 10/22/2008 4:28:36 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Is Obamanation what our founding fathers, our fallen men in combat, and Ronald Reagan had in mind?)
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Do you have an ‘off’ button on your remote?


3 posted on 10/22/2008 4:29:20 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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Man, Im with you. I have started drinking already and its only 6:30. I cant believe it. I dont understand it at all!! Like I have said on other threads... The devil is working overtime.

It is Obama 24/7, we are in deep doo doo if this horse ass wins.


4 posted on 10/22/2008 4:30:10 PM PDT by GoCards
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I couldn’t make it through 30 seconds of that garbage.


5 posted on 10/22/2008 4:30:21 PM PDT by exist
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To: acsuc99
Don't vote for McCain and there will only be 1 channel MSDNC!
6 posted on 10/22/2008 4:31:06 PM PDT by McGruff (Country First and I don't mean music.)
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To: exist
MSNBC is poo


7 posted on 10/22/2008 4:31:13 PM PDT by karpar
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To: acsuc99
Don’t torture yourself. I’m stuck in the one Hotel in texas that doesn’t have Foxnews so I’ve been watching CNN. I did not realize how bad it has gotten. Anderson Cooper 360? Is that a show or his sexual preference?


8 posted on 10/22/2008 4:31:14 PM PDT by Maelstorm (This country was not founded with the battle cry "Give me liberty or give me a government check!")
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On the bright side, the 37 people who ARE watching won’t have enough mental capacity to remember what was said, or pass it on.
Bingo

9 posted on 10/22/2008 4:32:15 PM PDT by True Grit
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Shouldnt these cracker box journalists show even a TENTH of the intensity of scrutiny against the ticket thats actually leading?!?!


10 posted on 10/22/2008 4:32:32 PM PDT by acsuc99 (T)
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If you hit the off button,their viewers will shrink to zero.
11 posted on 10/22/2008 4:32:33 PM PDT by tapatio
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Me either. I like to keep my blood pressure on a fairly even keel. :)


12 posted on 10/22/2008 4:32:36 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: acsuc99
I was flipping through the channels earlier and unfortunately, stumbled upon his show at 5:00 - OMG - Chrissie was absolutely disgusting.....he just kept going on and on and on about how this is a very serious issue - that Palin said that the VP was “in charge” of the senate. Chrissie just completely lost it.....what HIS is PROBLEM?


13 posted on 10/22/2008 4:32:57 PM PDT by MasonGal
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I curse their moustaches.


14 posted on 10/22/2008 4:34:44 PM PDT by hobson
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Why are you watching? Turn off, read a book, take a walk.


15 posted on 10/22/2008 4:35:34 PM PDT by Doug TX
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To: True Grit
I can’t believe what low numbers some of these program pull in.


16 posted on 10/22/2008 4:35:35 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Is Obamanation what our founding fathers, our fallen men in combat, and Ronald Reagan had in mind?)
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17 posted on 10/22/2008 4:36:35 PM PDT by McGruff (Country First and I don't mean music.)
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I saw about 2 minutes of this and Nancy was just shaking her head in disgust & disbelief at Chris Matthews...
He has absolutely lost it and I believe he is scared spitless Obama is on the ropes...

..that's why he resorted to maligning Palin over her wardrobe...sheesh!

18 posted on 10/22/2008 4:37:28 PM PDT by Guenevere (I CHOOSE JOHN McCAIN BECAUSE HE CHOSE ......LIFE!)
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oops - meant to say - “What IS his PROBLEM?”-—got carried away there....Chrissie makes me SICK!!


19 posted on 10/22/2008 4:37:48 PM PDT by MasonGal
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To: Maelstorm
Anderson Cooper 360? Is that a show or his sexual preference?
I'm not really certain how some "acts" are performed, but I'd guess he does a double-dip....two 180's.

20 posted on 10/22/2008 4:38:11 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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Chuck Todd was lying through his teeth. He is gross. These losers are such slimeball elitist's. McCain needs to stop all access to the Liberal Press.
McCain's team needs to realize that when they sit down with these liars, he is sitting down with Obama’s campaign. We DO NOT need to allow interviews with the Democrat Media. These people are Liberal Democrats first, and lying journalists second.

Again, McCain needs to ignore the Liberal Media. Enough with giving them the benefit of the doubt that they are professionals. They are NOT.

IGNORE THEM, IGNORE THEM, IGNORE THEM.

They will become more and more irrelevant. If someone asks them why they don't go on let's say a Katie Couric interview, they need to say, Katie is a Democrat, she pretends to be neutral to her audience. She doesn't want me to win, she is a partisan journalist. Maybe sometime down the road I can have a Debate (not an interview - they are one sided gotchya inquisitions) with Katie, but not right now. Her loyalties are with Obama and I don't have time to pretend that she's neutral. You can insert 95% of all journalist names in place of Katie.

It's time the RNC starts ignoring the Liberal media. Quit giving them power. You don't see Rush interviewing with these trolls.

21 posted on 10/22/2008 4:38:38 PM PDT by fanpd
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I turn on WABC when Rush comes on,and leave it running.Conservative talk all evening.


22 posted on 10/22/2008 4:39:10 PM PDT by tapatio
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That wardrobe thing is just nutty. They spend money on all sorts of things during a campaign. If they pay to dress up the stage and meeting hall. You darn well better believe they are going to pay to dress up their candidate.

The left is beside itself, that Sarah is twice the rock star Obama is.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...


23 posted on 10/22/2008 4:43:34 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Is Obamanation what our founding fathers, our fallen men in combat, and Ronald Reagan had in mind?)
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Republicans as a party has to boycott MSNBC. CNN is next.


24 posted on 10/22/2008 4:44:47 PM PDT by techno
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How can we find out how much money each journalist and/or their significant others have donated to each politician? Anyone know? Or do they avoid it in order to pretend neutrality? But they might be donating money via family members or close friends.
This list needs to be updated and constantly in the forefront of every interview and commentary they do. Chris is a slug on the ground, but he does admit to being a Rat. The others do not. Liberal Media's dirt needs to be exposed. They are the Obama campaign pretending to be neutral. They need to be called out by our side all the time.

25 posted on 10/22/2008 4:45:30 PM PDT by fanpd
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They’re Arabs?


26 posted on 10/22/2008 4:45:39 PM PDT by GoLightly
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Well, with NBC teaming up with ACORN et al, we should write letters to their advertisers, letting them know we’re tired of this nonsense.


27 posted on 10/22/2008 4:47:51 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Is Obamanation what our founding fathers, our fallen men in combat, and Ronald Reagan had in mind?)
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Chris Mathews is Baghdad Bob. There a picture around here somewhere.


28 posted on 10/22/2008 4:49:25 PM PDT by hobson
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Why would you allow your TV to spew vomitus all over your living room?

That is what the remote control is for — to skip right past PMSNBC without stopping..... :^)


29 posted on 10/22/2008 4:50:32 PM PDT by Enchante (The real "bitter clingers" are on the LEFT -- ranting Obamabots clinging to delusions!!)
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Sean Hannity has said it often and he is being proven right every single day - “journalism” is dead in America. It died in 2008 with reporters whose political biases are so strong they won’t report, won’t investigate, won’t do anything that might jeopardize the Obamessiah’s ascension to the WH this November.

I pay no attention to them. They are so dishonest, so unethical, and so prejudiced against anyone who is conservative that their prejudices outweigh their “journalistic” obligation to impartiality and reporting the news.

Frankly, I do NOTHING to help them avoid the looming experience of unemployment. I buy no newspapers, magazines, periodicals, etc.


30 posted on 10/22/2008 4:50:40 PM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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Ah, I see. Then insulting his mustache is quite appropriate.


31 posted on 10/22/2008 4:52:52 PM PDT by GoLightly
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Good points — this is one of the big weaknesses of R. candidates and campaigns, that too often Rs fail to grasp the extent to which the Mediascum are simply an arm of the Democrat campaigns. A sly, devious, thoroughly dishonest set of campaign surrogates for the Democrats......


32 posted on 10/22/2008 4:57:40 PM PDT by Enchante (The real "bitter clingers" are on the LEFT -- ranting Obamabots clinging to delusions!!)
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Since MSNBC is now helping ACORN elect Democrats, I don’t see why this is a surprise. See the thread above.


33 posted on 10/22/2008 4:59:03 PM PDT by popdonnelly (Never doubt Hussein Obama)
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I wonder how much Hillary spent on her pantsuits that were paid for by her campaign?
I wonder whose buying Barack's suits? Or are those from his own personal closet?

I wonder whose paying for Biden's botox injections?

34 posted on 10/22/2008 4:59:39 PM PDT by JENINMO
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“MSNBC is poo”

Well, it’s now an unofficial part of the Democratic Party. It’s going to help out ACORN.


35 posted on 10/22/2008 5:00:30 PM PDT by popdonnelly (Never doubt Hussein Obama)
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Hate to break it to you, but Fox has joined the Obama Love Fest. Brit Hume and pals have the Dem talking points. Tonight it was especially disgusting.


36 posted on 10/22/2008 5:01:33 PM PDT by Bluebird Singing
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You should be boycotting this network and its sponsors. MSNBC is not a news source, and shouldn’t claim to be. It is now working hand-in-hand with various Democratic allies, such as ACORN. The only purpose of MSNBC is to assure Democrat victories. It is totally bogus. Boycott it, shun it, treat its participants like the dishonest, disreputable people they are. Punish their sponsors for supporting these hucksters.

[d_b]

31. best thread title EHVUH!!

[psychmommy]

32. i saw it too.

i was yelling at the tv get her chris. we refer to it as "he pimp smacked her" she couldn't even continue with the bs. that's the first time i saw anyone shut her up. it gave me pleasure, does that make me cruel? poor freepers are freakin and they know their candidate is losing too.

[FVZA_Colonel]

33. She is going to be a very sad giraffe come November 5th.

[RedLetterRev]

37. Until tonight we've been calling her Pfuckinawful

but after Tweety's brick upside her head, she's just Pfuckenirrelevant.

Poor dear. Not.