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1. A girl has GOT to look good. All you feminazi’s can shove your comments up your “you know where”.
Up my what, exactly? I have several choices. I'll need you to be more specific. If spelling those complicated words is too much for you, don a truss, ignore your hernia pain, and be a man about it.
2. These high end liberal number crunchers expect that Sarah bring along her washboard and clean her clothes at day's end.
I've never crunched a number in my life, but if I have to be as well-dressed as Sarah to do it, then, dammit, I'll let the RNC buy me a $150,000 wardrobe, because I AM A REAL AMERICAN.
3. If it was something like 500,000 then it might raise an eyebrow. Otherwise, there’s still no excuse for a man getting a $400 haircut.
Maybe you should do my shopping for me. I like your sense of proportion - $150,000 will barely keep me in thermal underwear, trimmed, of course, with vintage lace and studded with real pearls. You, willing to add another $350,000 to my wardrobe budget, have proven your patriotism. Now, hold these bags.
4. I want Palin to look great because that generates votes to win against the false prophet.
Boy, you said a mouthful. Who's going to vote for that guy hanging on the cross, wearing only a loincloth? Bet his clothing budget was something like fifty shekels. No sense of style. None.
5. I’d say the GOP got their money’s worth in Palin - a candidate who has raised the bar in this nation higher than ever before in a political campaign season
It's a bargain at $150,000. The one item of apparel that she'll really get some use from is that oversized t-shirt with the Constitution printed on the front upside-down. She can read that part about the duties of the Vice-President. A bargain.
6. Save the money and let her campaign in her pageant bikini! HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA! ARRROOOOO!!! RUFF!
Just one goat’s opinion
IF ONLY!!!!! And you should see what she'd do for the Talent Competition. Hint: it involves wildlife.
7. Well at least none of that $150,000 was spent aborting babies
Are you kidding? Do you know how much it costs to get an abortion these days? It's, you know, murder - first, you need the limo to take you and your whore friends to the clinic, and that has to be stocked with champagne and lobster and caviar; then you need that special silk gown to wear as you check in; after that, it's the pricey silk underwear that you'll need after the procedure. Of course, you also have to have special sound system installed in the ABORTION ROOM, so that you can listen to your favorite New Age music while the baby is being killed. Then, while you're recovering, you'll need to wrap yourself in a fur throw - I bet Sarah has a few bearskins she would lend you - while your friends and the medical staff tend to your needs with small sips of vintage brandy and perhaps a teaspoonful or so of some broth made from the carcasses of unborn caribou, flavored with cilantro. When you're ready to leave, you'll need, of course, a new traveling outfit, something flimsy and light, so as not to burden you - chiffon, perhaps? And, yes, those Manolos to slip on for the limo ride to your favorite restaurant, where you and and your whore friends can lunch on pressed pheasant and the cries of blackbirds baked in a pie.
On to home, where you recline on your specially-designed after-abortion chaise longue, sipping chilled Chardonnay and listening to Casals play Bach while you watch old DVDs of John Kerry making stump speeches during the 2004 campaign.
See if you can do THAT for a buck and a half.
8. I'm going to use this against my wife.
Because it's the only thing of yours she'll allow you to place against her?
9. This angle on Palin won't work because the Palin's are like the Beverly Hillbilly's coming to Washington
I'd like to remind you that the Beverly Hillbillies (and don't you know anything about plurals?) were very wealthy.
10. $150,000 worth of clothing is just a down payment for the abuse and pettiness she has endured at the hands of our sexist,l biased media.
Really? What's the total? Do you think she'll ever collect, or will she end up having to cough it all up and then some for the grievous harm she's inflicted on women everywhere who think she's an empty vessel?
11. WHILE I’M AT IT WHERE IS THE ACCOUNTING FOR ALL THE ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION ZERO?
YOU SAID IT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, BUT BOY OH BOY DO I EVER AGREE WITH YOU YOU BETCHA!
12. She is a female, ergo, give her all the dough she wants for that purpose.
I bet you tip your lapdancers really big. That's nice. Your mother taught you well.
13. Sarah Palin is no Katherin Harris,she fights back so good the rats always lose.
That's right, since poor Katherine Harris obviously did her own makeup. The campaign has spent, so far, more than $13,000 on Mrs. Palin's makeup. But that's a good deal when you consider how hard it is to keep her mouth still while they try to put that lipstick on.
and... just to show you that Freepers CAN think for themselves,
14. I’ll have to admit, when I first heard this report this morning I got a bit nervous. Feel better now that I logged in. Freepers sure know how to dissect a liberal smear.
Damn straight. And if Freepers can't do it, nobody can. Except maybe Trig Palin..........
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