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I live in Missouri, in the bible belt, God's own country by God, REAL America, as real as it gets, BOTH the candidates come here ALL THE TIME! You can't order a cup of coffee around here without running into Obama or mccain or their vp's at the local diner, and that's because Missouri is REAL AMERICA, not like a lot of those other God-forsaken outposts of un Americanism, like say, Montana or God forbid, Utah.
Having been born and raised in REAL America, I feel I have a right to special privileges and compensations, I am a REAL American after all, and I'm damned tired of having to deal with unpatriotic, un-Americans from UNreal America all the time, they should all be rounded up and put into camps and forced to do the jobs REAL Americans don't want to, that's all they're good for if you ask me, a REAL American.
If you're from California or Massachusetts or one o' them other NON American states then screw you I say, get out of REAL America's way cause we're stepping to the front of the line from now on.
'REAL America for REAL Americans, FUCK YEAH'!
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