What would we be hearing the most right now if McCain was a Democrat?

[ck4829]

[endarkenment]

1. Heads exploding on DU?

[tuvor]

2. "A flip-flopper worse than John Kerry"

[yellowcanine]

3. He doesn't have the temperment to be President! Believe me this is the one they would play up.

They would find ways to slyly suggest that he is psychologically unstable.

[Wickerman]

4. elite and out of touch n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

5. Other-he left his first wife! n/t

[lizzieforkerry]

6. 7 Houses OMG!!!!!!

Elitist!!!!! Look what he did to his first wife OMG!!!!!!! (psst...what's going on with his second wife? omg.)

[old guy]

7. Keating 5, 24/7 !

[Turbineguy]

8. The Hanoi Hilton

really was a Hilton. McCain got candy on his pillow every night. There was a "happy ending" massage parlor in the basement. There was a swim-up bar serving those drinks with little paper umbrellas. He was never shot down, he crashed on purpose in order to partake of these delightful offerings. He's actually black but uses skin bleaching soap. He made his money selling dope to little children.

[Mira]

9. The fact that his running mate's teenager is pregnant

[featherman]

10. "GOP's Obama Burying Democrat McCain in Polls"

[Posteritatis]

13. Win! (nt)

[Cerridwen]

11. He's not a war hero. He was shot down! What a loser. How

lame is that? I bet he wasn't even tortured. What about those other planes he crashed? If he wasn't some admiral's son, he wouldn't even have {fill in the blank}.

You KNOW they would go there.

Then they'd be "concerned" he might have PTSD from his days as a POW. They'd talk about his age and physical health.

He abandoned his first wife. He married a rich, trophy wife.

His trophy wife was an addict!

Keating 5! Keating 5!

His son's position in the failed bank in NV.

He's a career politician living off our tax dollars. What does he know about the average person's life?

That's just for starters. Don't forget the attacks they used in 2000.

edit: head went one way, fingers typed another. :D

[NI4NI]

12. He collaborated with his N. Vietnamese captors

by admitting to U.S.A. war crimes.

He and his wife Cindy never earned their financial wealth themselves........She inherited it, and he married it.

[ThoughtCriminal]

14. All Keating, All the Time

Imagine if they had real dirt AND it was TRUE!

It would drive them nuts that there are only 24 hours a day to talk about it.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

15. He's a long-haired, dope smokin', gay, traitorous, Marxist, who hates 'Murka.

What's really funny is that the Freepers would believe it.

[gollygee]

16. Son of an admiral whose daddy got him everything he has

and into Annapolis.

[rucky]

17. He's a coward and a traitor!