OK, so here's fox's new headline

[pepperbear]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,259168,00.html


SCHOOL BUS TERROR ALERT!

WASHINGTON — Members of extremist groups have signed up as school bus drivers in the United States, counterterror officials said Friday, in a cautionary bulletin to police. An FBI spokesman said "parents and children have nothing to fear."

nothing to fear, but we thought we'd give you something anyway, what with the latest inconvenient truth.

[Buzz Clik]

1. "Dammit! Give me anything to get Plame and Gonzales off the front page!"

"Terrorist school bus drivers? Excellent."

Fox has enlisted the editorial staff of The Midnight Star.

[TwilightGardener]

2. Here it comes: Terra Terra Terra! All the way to '08, baby!

[valerief]

3. Well, it's not like there was any other news today anyway.

:sarcasm:

[TlalocW]

4. That's actually true in the Tulsa suburb of Broken Arrow

Graduated (and some current) students from the "christian" college of Rhema will sometimes get jobs as bus drivers so they can preach to the kids. I had a friend who went to BA High School, and as a joke she pointed at this guy who was obviously into his midlife crisis driving a convertible, etc. and exclaimed, Oh, what a god that guy is." The bus driver stopped her from getting off the bus in order to preach to her, and after realizing what was going on, my friend shoved past the driver to go to class. She later got called into the principal's office where the bus driver and the principal were waiting for her. The principal wanted to know why she was throwing things and cursing at people while riding the bus that morning.

My friend used to say that Rhema spends 11 months of the year pissing off everyone in Broken Arrow and then makes up for it with their electric Christmas light display (which is quite impressive).

TlalocW

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. Media frantically looking to ignore pretty blonde white woman

Across the creative development staff rooms of America's news networks, bosses are huffing and puffing about getting that pretty blonde white woman out of coverage.

Staff: "But boss, I thought we were supposed to focus mainly on pretty blonde white women stories?"

Boss: "Not today, you're not!"

Meanwhile, Sean Hannity has not stopped stamping his little feet in the last hour, in the worst tantrum of his life.