Where will they be a year from now?

[JamesA1102]

1. Barrack Obama
a. President of the United States
b. Co-authoring book with John Kerry, Al Gore and Michael Dukakis titled “How to Blow a Sure Thing”
c. Resigns from the Senate to pursue acting career, starring in "The Will Smith Story"

2. John McCain
a. President of the United States
b. In a feud with James Garner over who is the original Maverick
c. The new Spokesman for Viagra

3. Joe Biden
a. Vice President of the United States
b. Conductor on Amtrak
c. Hillary's bitch in the Senate

4. Sarah Palin
a. Vice President of the United States
b. Facing impeachment in Alaska for ethics violations
c. Playing Tina Fey's evil twin on 30 Rock

5. Keith Olbermann
a. White House Press Secretary
b. Due to decline in viewership show is moved out of primetime, gets into ongoing feud with main ratings competitors, Regis & Kelly
c. Head explodes during 200th consecutive Special Comment against President McCain

6. Joe Lieberman
a. Secretary of State
b. Fighting recall vote in Connecticut
c. Deciding who's Presidential candidacy he can destroy with his endorsement in 2012

7. Tina Fey
a. Enjoying the success of 30 Rock, now the #1 show on television
b. Forced to move production company to Canada after Alec Baldwin is deported
c. Co-starring with Sarah Palin in movie remake of "The Patty Duke Show"

8. Sean Hannity
a. Top talk radio host in the country
b. New star of "Amazing Discoveries" Infomercial series
c. Institutionalized after on-air nervous breakdown. Sits alone in his room muttering ‘William Ayers’ over and over and over again

9. Joe “The Plumber”
a. Benefiting from President Obama’s tax plan
b. New Fox News Anchor
c. Loses his job and goes on Welfare & Food Stamps but still spends free time speaking out against government programs for the poor

10. Hillary Clinton
a. Majority Leader of the Senate
b. Phoning every Democrat in the country to say ‘I told you so’
c. Sponsoring constitutional amendment to limit President Obama to one term

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1. I have a baised opinion about KO. *blush*

1- a. President of the United States
2- c. The new Spokesman for Viagra
3- a. Vice President of the United States
4- b. Facing impeachment in Alaska for ethics violations
5- a. White House Press Secretary
6- c. Deciding who's Presidential candidacy he can destroy with his endorsement in 2012
7- a. Enjoying the success of 30 Rock, now the #1 show on television
8- c. Institutionalized after on-air nervous breakdown. Sits alone in his room muttering ‘William Ayers’ over and over and over again
9- a. Benefiting from President Obama’s tax plan
10- a. Majority Leader of the Senate