If I Say McCain Won the Debate, They Won’t Notice When I Say Palin’s a Dumb Clown’

[SoCalDem]

You must read this great assessment of Noonna's latest drivel...

http://wonkette.com/403622/if-i-say-mccain-won-the-debate-they-wont-notice-when-i-say-palins-a-dumb-clown



If I Say McCain Won the Debate, They Won’t Notice When I Say Palin’s a Dumb Clown’

It's mourning in America!Oh, it’s “Peggy Day,” meaning Friday, the blessed weekly occurrence of Peggy Noonan’s myriad declarations on the sepia-toned pages of the Wall Street Journal. Your morning editor took a whack at this earlier today, and gave up — “I am not old enuff to understand Peggy Noonan’s cultural references,” she said, lazily. Your afternoon editor also abstained. “You should write about Peggy Noonan,” he whines. “I can’t handle her. I don’t have any speed.” Oh what’s the matter little diaper babies? Did Peggy’s terrifying schizophrenia blow your little pussy minds?

There are four (4) themes, one (1) meme and one (1) defiant/crazy conclusion in Noonan’s latest chapter of her upcoming best-seller, “What I Saw At The Sanitarium.” The themes are, a) My Brave Battles With Known Reality On Our Planet, b) The Evils of Eloquence, c) Dumb and Vulgar American Lowlifes Have Ruined Everything I Ever Cared About, and d) The Only People Who Would Believe A and B Will Be Outraged by C and D.

Then, for a fun ending, she flirtatiously dares the cops to seize her, bodily, tonight.

Theme One combines two patently, obviously false premises:

I can well imagine hearing, the day after Election Day, a lot of “You won’t believe it but I was literally in line at the polling station when I decided.”

and,

John McCain won the debate, and he did it by making the case more effectively than he has in the past that Barack Obama will raise taxes, when “now, of all times in America, we need to cut people’s taxes.”

The only way her first bit could possibly be true is if she wakes on November 5 in a mental hospital, and the “line” is the one feeding sedatives to her bloodstream from a clear plastic bag hanging from a chrome IV trolley, and she’s hearing “a lot” of this because she’s screaming it over and over again, to a bemused nurse from Harlem....

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please read the whole thing....

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