I'm tired of all the old tin foil hat conspriracy theories. Post some new ones.

[hedgehog]

Britain plotted to take down the economy of Iceland just because it could.

[lizzieforkerry]

1. My seven year old woke up with a "sore throat"

because he secretly didn't want to go to school. I'm onto him, though, Fridays are spelling test days!!

[shadowknows69]

3. Technically he would have had to plan that with a sibling or a friend

For it to be a conspiracy, but I'm nitpicking.

[lizzieforkerry]

7. No, he's in cahoots with YOU shadowknows69

to make me doubt myself. Somehow you two have been talking and he had you answer so that I would think he really does have a "sore throat". I'm on to you.

[prayin4rain]

11. hahahhaha.... paranoid like a fox!!! n/t

[shadowknows69]

20. Well, as I prove on a regular basis around here

I missed a few spelling days myself B-)

[Speck Tater]

2. The Aluminum Bavariati

is a super-secret society devoted to selling aluminum siding to every homeowner in the world. Little do people realize that using their remote control detonators, once everyone has had this (secretly) explosive siding installed, the Aluminum Bavariati can hold the entire world hostage by threatening to push the button and destroy the world.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

4. You haven't heard about Big Yak, have you? n/t

[anarch]

5. squirrels control the planet by means of mind control of world leaders

they are actually advanced beings from a small, undiscovered planet near alpha-centauri, who have come here to steal all of our nut-bearing trees.

[ColbertWatcher]

6. I can see you right now. n/t

[Andy Canuck]

8. You and all that respond are trying to undermine the

Shriners attempts to build more hospitals.

[hedgehog]

9. What's with those little cars the Shriners always ride on in parades?

:tinfoilhat:

[lizzieforkerry]

10. We'll need them if the Aluminum Baviarati are successful

:hide:

[AlCzervik]

12. i have to leave for the airport at 3:30am tomorrow morning.

why, that's all i want to know.

[sweetpotato]

13. Aren't aliens landing soon?

The aliens will land, W declares martial law, elections are suspended.

W gets us all fried when he tries to jawbone the aliens into giving us some of their power supply.

[fla nocount]

14. A guy living in a cave journeys to a U.S. military hospital in Dubai,

every two weeks for dialysis treatments and in the dead of night leaves his bed to orchestrate the economic downfall of the western world using the computer at the nurses station. I pieced this together myself from innuendo gathered from the M$M and my own common sense.

Rumor has it that he's also running for President of the U.S. and is likely to win.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

18. Don't talk about Ralph Nader that way.

Why you gotta hate?

[fla nocount]

22. His name is YoMamma been Chitlin, or something like that

and is reported to be a real rabble-rouser. I hate Nader because of the baseless accusations he made against the Corvair and refrigerator doors. He's the reason that GM is failing and that Jack Welch is so surly.

[razors edge]

23. It's so easy

a cave man could do it.

[greyl]

15. The 2 bombs detonated in southern states today and yesterday were planted by

Republican sympathizers to try to create false concern over domestic terrorists (iow, Ayers) and influence the election.

[Giant Robot]

16. Fnord

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

17. When played backwards, Sarah Palin still sounds like a cross between a duck and Shirley Temple.

[noonwitch]

19. 12 step programs are the religion of the New World Order

Think about it-AA, NA, and GA are the only religious groups that a court can order a person to attend.

[LiberalEsto]

21. W and Cheney have been replaced by androids

The real resident and vice-resident have undergone plastic surgery and are living a life of unparalleled luxury in Dubai, along with bin Laden. Every evening at 9:11 pm they clink their beverage glasses and laugh uproariously.