Mass found in Cheney's chest

[Uben]

Doctors examining Dick Cheney for heart irregularities today made an astonishing discovery. Where Cheney's heart should have been, there was a big flaming mass of evil rotating slowly in his chest. When asked if he noticed any symptoms, Cheney rotated his head 360 degrees and yelled in a grotesque raspy voice, "I do not recall!"

Cheney has been on a strict diet of small children and diesel fuel for seven years.

[HughMoran]

1. I clicked to see if he was dying of cancer

hmmmm

[Uben]

5. He is a cancer!

A pox on the nation. A cure has been found, though. OBAMA!

[nichomachus]

12. He won't die of it -- he's just a carrier

[EOTE]

21. Seriously, and instead I get a joke post.

And to think I was going to pick up a bottle of the bubbly on the way home.

[codjh9]

2. HAH! It's the damn truth! I'm glad you said a BIG flaming mass of evil...

[MonteLukast]

3. "It could be his shoes were a little too tight.

"It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two... no, TEN sizes too small."

:rofl:

[Myrina]

4. LMFAO!!

:rofl: :applause: On the spot with that one!

[htuttle]

6. !

[norepubsin08]

7. Shit and I hoped it was cancer

terminal at that!

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. Strange...they also found a mass in Bush's head...

I have no idea what it was tho.
Brains, of course, are ruled out.

[Uben]

9. Correction

That wasn't a mass, it was a mess!

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

11. Gosh, I would have thought it was hollow. Oh well.........

:shrug:

[nichomachus]

13. I heard they found a mass in Bush's rectum

It was McCain's head

[lunatica]

16. The mass in Bush's head is a black hole

So incredibly dense and with such a huge gravitational pull that it sucks all matter and light right into it. Nothing escapes. Not even a thought,were there one per chance, can make it's way into Bush's brain. That's why Rove is Bush's Brain. He's so evil that even a black hole avoids sucking him in.

[rug]

10. Bris found near his prostate.

[Delphinus]

14. Oh, that was funny!

Thanks for that!

[Truth2Tell]

15. here it is...

[REACTIVATED IN CT]

17. This is what I always think of when his heart is mentioned

http://www.artofmarkbryan.com/Dick.html

[Ezlivin]

18. Latin Mass?

Don't spill that holy water.

[Savannah_H]

19. funny

lol

[mahina]

20. Thought he went in for an oil change.

[timtom]

22. "Mass" found in Cheney's chest.

Didn't even know he was Catholic.

[Initech]

23. Wait... you're implying that Cheney had a heart in the first place. He never has or never will!