CAPTION the Calumniator...

[Crankie Avalon]

"Stop that, my friends...he's as quote-unquote American as any of us!"

[DS1]

1. His pointy reptile fingers freak me the fuck out

[navarth]

11. hey you got a bigger picture of the Putin Head? I like that

[annabanana]

2. "Then the Commies and the Radicals will come creeping, creeping

up to your window at night. . . . ."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. Wabbits - Wabbits - I'm seeing wascal wabbits evewywhewe!

[EFerrari]

4. "Pick a finger, any finger but don't tell me which one. Now, I'm going to mix them up --"

[ElboRuum]

5. One bunny says to the other bunny, "I hope you're hoppy".

Sarah guffaws stage left... then ***CRICKETS***.

[ElboRuum]

6. These are "air-quotes". I hear they are the new thing.

[ElboRuum]

7. So anyway, as you can see 2 + 2 actually equals 5.

[ElboRuum]

8. Stay tuned for more Love Connection, we'll be back in 2 and 2.

[Mabus]

9. In the fourth year as a POW, you know I was a POW for 5 1/2 years,

anyway, in my fourth year as a POW....

[MagicKenny]

10. ...and after casting his spell, McSatan flew away on a broom.

Icky old crone hands.

[Mabus]

18. as he giggled softly to himself, "Now, my friends, I have Obama just where I want him"

pssst. He didn't fly away. The guys with the big nets caught him and returned him to his nearest home.

[trof]

12. BOOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA

[jflood1016]

13. The spawn of Dr. Evil gives address to mnions.

[AlCzervik]

14. "My talons of justice will capture Bin Laden my friends"

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Senator "Doktor" McEvil

[ArmedAmerican]

16. "Two factors contributed to my reaching out to Governor Palin..

...one, that she has boobs, and two that many Americans like boobs."

[Mabus]

17. I will now attempt a mind meld. It's a little Wasillian trick taught to me by Sarah.

She learned it from her witch doctor and he got it from some guy named Spock.

[katty]

19. Yes, I am... "certifiable" (take me away, please!)

[Mabus]

20. When I said "that one" I meant something good.

Yeah, that's it. It was "good".

[katty]

21. lol great!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Aren't you tired of hearing about all these "rights" you no longer have?

:smoke:

[REP]

23. "Of course she's "qualified" to be vice president!"