Where's Dick Cheney?

[WhiteTara]

I haven't heard a word from his ugly mouth for a couple of weeks. My mother wonders if he is dead.

[spanone]

1. hunched over the shredder as he has been for months

[Cleita]

2. Probably off doing his hobby, the thing he loves most,

that is to kill everything that crosses his path.

[Jack Rabbit]

3. Dick Cheney is not dead. He's still undead.

[VP505]

4. Planning his

escape route.

[seemslikeadream]

5. I found him

7 hours ago: U.S.Vice President Dick Cheney (R) and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice talk during an official arrival ceremony for Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, October 13, 2008.

[WhiteTara]

11. I'm so sorry I really was

hoping he was dead. Sure looks like it though.

[Mind_your_head]

12. Kinda-sleezy is giving him the left cold shoulder.......

Dick looks deathly pale....he could 'go' at any time, just like Ken Lay.....

[seemslikeadream]

13. It looks like she is sniffing him

[Mind_your_head]

16. LOL! It does!

:rofl:

[CrispyQ]

19. Ooh, ooh that smell

Ooh, ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, ooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you.

[axollot]

25. lmao!

[MichiganVote]

14. Man does that guy look old. He's younger than McSame.

[Alameda]

15. I dislike Ms. Rice, but she does have a nice wardrobe.

If you look at that suite, all the patterns match perfectly.

[seemslikeadream]

17. too bad she won't give advice to you know who

[Elidor]

22. He doesn't look well

The truck that delivers the blood of fresh babies hasn't arrived yet this week, it would seem.

[Poseidan]

24. Condi is nice though

Regardless of the old Chenes, who may well have gone past his expiration date.

[lonestarnot]

6. In the freezer getting ready to move.

[rateyes]

7. He's the one guy even more unpopular than Shrub.

McCain probably has him chained to a pole in a soundproof room.

[Fed_Up_Grammy]

8. Gone fishin'-----he gave up hunting.

[NV Whino]

9. Plotting to take over the world

Oh wait. He already has.

[seemslikeadream]

10. 2 days ago he was in London

2 days ago: Protestors from the organization Hands Off Iraqi Oil hold a puppet of US Vice President Dick Cheney in London on October 11, 2008. Hands Off Iraqi Oil is a British coalition pressure group, which is protesting against the recently drafted Iraqi Oil Law. The pressure group claims that the law if passed, would give foreign oil companies greater control over Iraq's oil reserves.

[JerseygirlCT]

18. Undisclosed location? nt

[Sheltiemama]

20. Was his name even mentioned at the Republican convention?

I admit, I didn't watch much of it, but I don't recall anyone uttering his name.

[BeHereNow]

21. Hooked up for his monthly transfusion of infant blood?

That's my first guess.
BHN

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

23. Vacationing in Transylvania to feed?

and visiting his extended family of children of the night.

[kwassa]

26. He is in the 9th Circle

trying out his future resting place