CNBC says to expect 8000 today

[malaise]

WTF????

[Pale Blue Dot]

1. Dow futures are down 352 pts.

They're plunging before the open.

[ixion]

2. I think we'll be lucky if it bottoms at 8k

and I think that's at least a thousand points off, if not two, from the real bottom.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

5. Yep. Low 7's.

[tekisui]

3. It will likely open around 8200.

Hang on, everybody. I think we could hit a circuit breaker today.

[HughMoran]

4. Somebody shoot me now

I haven't felt this aweful in years :(

[endthewar]

8. Alright, but you asked for it

:rofl:

[HughMoran]

10. Meanie

That's just gross, though it did help crack a smile on my teared up face. I think they should just close the market until after the election. :(

[halobeam]

12. HughMoran can have the bullets, I'll take the abs please.

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edit for oops on the name(sorry Hugh)

[malaise]

15. 7888 - 690

WTF!!

[HughMoran]

18. I was like - whaaa?

It's bounced back, but this is insane - I can't fucking take much more of this.

[fascisthunter]

6. jeeezus

[malaise]

13. 8177

-401

Four fucking minutes.

[fascisthunter]

19. I had a meeting just moments ago

I come back and see your post, then check out the numbers a DOW and it jumped up to -220.87 .... crazy

[jojo54]

7. Buckle your seat belts, everyone.

It's gonna be a rocky ride today.

[Marsala]

9. Time to break out the log scale Dow Jones charts

New book:

Dow 3,600: The New Strategy for Profiting From the Utter Crash of the Stock Market

[ITsec]

11. I think the circuit breakers will kick in sometime this morning.

Could be wrong, but just a feeling.

[anarch]

14. cripes...in about ten minutes, if this keeps up

:scared:

[zazen]

16. the rich are probably waiting to scoop up some really good deals-grrrr n/t

[Barack_America]

17. That's lower than any floor prediction I've heard thus far.

That this appears to be worse than predicted is not encouraging.

[mmonk]

20. Maybe but there is nothing credible with CNBC. Watch Bloomberg.