Oh, the Irony ..... today was opening day for the ...... wait for it ........

[Stinky The Clown]

..... The Annapolis Boat Show (Sail Boat Division)



Next week is the Power Boat Division.




Live local teevee remotes tell us that .....

Boat sales ain't so bad .....

Money to loan on boats is still available ..... (see my special comment, below)

"The guys want more power and Momma wants a bigger kitchen" said by some elderly salesman who looked like a cancer sufferer .........

"The boating industry has never been better"





Special comment: The woman who said loan money was still available (in her total Republican-rich getup), said, without a hint of irony, that the lenders are being a bit more selective, but that was probably a good thing for the boating community.

Yes, people are fucking crazy. And lady boat loan brokers are total asshole pieces of shit.

Who is the 'Boating Community' .... exactly?

Fuck you, lady.

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

1. Wish you had a pic of her

because I really need to clean my dog's ass.

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. Bring on the Pirates of the Caribbean (Captain Ron) reference.

:evilgrin:

[garlicmilkshake]

3. We just bought a nice deck boat for 20% of what it cost last year.

Putting gas in it may turn out to be something of a challenge, though...
;-)

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. Just don't buy gas at the marina.

:evilgrin:

[garlicmilkshake]

5. No chance. It's mostly water with little chunks of crap in it.

(gleefully stolen from Jonathan Winters) :D