That is art, Swamp Rat. Bravo!
Now here's a bit deserving of velvet color-by-number...
Mr. ApolloI have seen Mr. Apollo
Uproot trees with his bare hands
I have seen Mr. Apollo's
Body building plans
He's the strongest man
The world has ever seen
And if you take his courses
He'll make you big and rough
Oh! And you can beat up bullies 'til they cry
"Oh lor’! Oh, crikey! Let go, you rotter! Don't punish me!"
When you're tough, you're very fit
Your voice is rough, it sounds like grit
You are so strong, and proud of it
Thanks to Mr. Apollo
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body makes a healthy mind
You know! You know he's the
Strongest man
The world has ever seen
And if you take his courses
He'll make you big and rough
Uh huh, and uh, ha, you can kick the sand
right
back, in their faces! Kick! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
When you're tough, you're very fit
Your voice is rough, it sounds like grit
You are so strong, and proud of it
Thanks to Mr. Apollo
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body makes a healthy mind
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind
Oh, yeah!
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body makes a healthy mind
He can do it for you!
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body (oooh!) makes a healthy mind
Yes. Just give me 10 years of your life
and I'll trade in that puny flab for living muscles.
The physique you desire
Strong
Chusky shoulders to hold your shirt up
Five years ago, I was a four-stone apology
Today, I am two separate gorillas
No tiresome exedrcises
No tricks
No unpleasant bending
Wrestle poodles and win
Play beach ball
Shave your legs
Look over walls
Tease people
Brush them aside as if they were matchsticks
Impress your friends
-- Bonzo Dog Band
Que bueno verte, Compay Hermano. Como handan?