Has anyone seen Cheney?

[NNN0LHI]

Where has that big prick been lately? Anyone know?

Don

[polichick]

1. He's hiding so those bad ol' Congresscritters don't toss him in the slammer.

[Canuckistanian]

2. Probably retreated into his deepest tunnels with the other naked mole rats

He senses danger.

[Horse with no Name]

3. Laughing all the way to the bank? n/t

[rwenos]

4. Hunkered Down at NORAD?

Waiting for the declaration of martial law, and cancellation of the election?

Or maybe looking for real estate in Dubai -- the headquarters of Halliburton are located there now?

Or maybe approving architectural plans for the bunker in Paraguay?

Maybe all three? I'm ready to believe it.

[dana_b]

5. God only knows what hell/mischief he is up to

it's VERY scary. I think it's either Iran and/or Georgia/Russia that he's messing with now.

[Tesla]

8. Packin for Dubai!

They can't get him there!

[dana_b]

10. ha! I only WISH he was worried about

being caught! I think he knows that he will get away with his horrific actions.

[kaos]

6. Yes.

I saw him yesterday..

[chupacabranation]

7. Yeah I saw him, he was shooting someone in the face

[DainBramaged]

9. The less the better

Republican spells R-E-T-A-R-D

[DemoTex]

11. It's fall. He's shedding his skin.

Careful. They are grumpy when shedding!

[KansDem]

12. I saw him yesterday down at the Seven-Eleven...

He was buying a Slurpee™ and I asked him, "Say, Dick! Should you be drinking that? With your health problems and all? And he said, "Go f*ck yourself." Man, talk about rude! I responded with "Well, excuse me all to Hell!" and walked outside. Some people just can't hold their high fructose corn syrup...

[rwenos]

17. Was Kenny Lay With Him?

I figure there will be sightings of the two together all over the world, starting about March 15, 2009.

[Kaleko]

13. Dick is frantically trying to find out who is still with him

and who will stab him in the back now that the PNAC game is over.

He's hiding because he and what's left of his posse is freaking out.

[peekaloo]

14. I would guess drawing up plans for deploying the military in U.S. cities

You know, Dick stuff.




I'm not being sarcastic.

[polichick]

16. According to Army Times, a brigade has now been deployed to the states...

They're headquartered in Colorado, but will be stationed in Georgia for now (where most of the troops are from I think).

http://www.armytimes.com/news/2008/09/army_homeland_090708w/

[RC]

20. Georga? Isn't that where Blackwater is at?

[defendandprotect]

15. Probably shredding stuff and planning White House fires if they lose ....

[rwenos]

18. I'm Thinking An Exorcism is in Order

On the afternoon of January 20, 2009. Joe's a good Catholic, he should be able to arrange it. They can do the ceremony in Cheney's office in the Old Executive Office Building, where the fire started. Or, if you prefer, where Hell opened up that one time.

[defendandprotect]

23. Yes . .. !!! Yes . . .!!!!

[ColbertWatcher]

19. He lurks at meetings in shadows of his own making ...

(From October 1, 2008)

[Nevernose]

21. My guess? Witness relocation?

Cheney :: Bush
as
Sammy "the Bull" Gravano :: John Gotti

[williesgirl]

22. At an undisclosed location planning WWIII

[hiphopnation]

24. ...

one of the main architects of this disastrous war (that I just found out my nephew is about to be sent to) is giving speeches on the White House North American Conference on Wildlife Policy.

how is this scum bag not in prison?

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/10/20081003-15.html